Sad news, Dennis Rodman is a lush

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19-01-2014, 02:26 PM
peterpan

Sad news, Dennis Rodman is a lush

Dennis Rodman checks into rehab
Last updated 18:34 19/01/2014

Dennis Rodman has been under heavy scrutiny in the United States for his relationship with North Korean leader King Jong Un.

Retired basketball star Dennis Rodman has checked himself into an alcohol treatment programme, his spokesman said, just days after returning to the United States from North Korea, where he ignited a furor over comments he made about an American citizen held prisoner there.

Rodman voluntarily entered an alcohol rehabilitation facility several days ago, according to agent Darren Prince. The location of the facility was not disclosed.

Rodman returned to the United States this week after a trip to North Korea where he attended the birthday party of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

Earlier this month, Rodman apologised for comments in which he suggested Kenneth Bae, an American missionary imprisoned by Pyongyang, had himself to blame for the arrest.

"It had been a very stressful day," Rodman said earlier this month. "My dreams of basketball diplomacy were quickly falling apart. I had been drinking. It's not an excuse but by time the interview happened I was upset. I was overwhelmed."
19-01-2014, 02:58 PM
Norton

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Originally Posted by peterpan

Rodman apologised for comments in which he suggested Kenneth Bae, an American missionary imprisoned by Pyongyang, had himself to blame for the arrest.

Makes sense to me. Had he stayed home in US converting all the heathens there, he wouldn't have landed in the NK slammer.
19-01-2014, 03:02 PM
Necron99

I think in 50 years we will find out Rodman was sent there by the CIA.
19-01-2014, 03:06 PM
Bettyboo

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Originally Posted by peterpan

Dennis Rodman is a lush

Let me get this right: Peterpan fancies Dennis Rodman?
19-01-2014, 03:58 PM
peterpan

No i think hes a bit to f a cvnt. I dunno bout your cvntry betty, bit in mine a lush is a drunkard. A Betty forder, not a betty boo.
A piss head you know, an alcoholic in other words.
19-01-2014, 04:00 PM
Bettyboo

^ sorry, Peter... :) The term probably has different meanings in the UK, but the one I know means 'fanciable' - women usually use it for men they think are handsome and desirable. For example, one of my ex-gfs used to say I was 'lush'... :) (I did drink heavily at the time, so I may have been mistaken!).
19-01-2014, 05:15 PM
dalit

no news here.
19-01-2014, 06:34 PM
Rural Surin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norton

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterpan

Rodman apologised for comments in which he suggested Kenneth Bae, an American missionary imprisoned by Pyongyang, had himself to blame for the arrest.

Makes sense to me. Had he stayed home in US converting all the heathens there, he wouldn't have landed in the NK slammer.

Indeed.;)
19-01-2014, 06:51 PM
toslti

Overrated uppity Negro
19-01-2014, 06:53 PM
Necron99

^ Nigra.
19-01-2014, 08:20 PM
Cujo

Yes, a lush is a drunk.
Rehab my my ass, he's being reprogrammed.

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Originally Posted by Necron99

^ Nigra.

I think the correct term is 'nigger'. I heard them saying it on the radio the other day.
19-01-2014, 08:24 PM
Necron99

^ Debriefed.
19-01-2014, 08:28 PM
Norton

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Originally Posted by Koojo

Rehab my my ass, he's being reprogrammed.

Yep. Leave Dennis alone. Always liked him. Maybe a freak but very entertaining.
19-01-2014, 08:32 PM
Bettyboo

I still don't understand why Peter fancies Denis Rodman.

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3847.jpg

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3848.jpg

Although, he does look rather fetching (no 'l' in that word, Stoker!) in this next picture:

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

His girlfriend is quite cute:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3849.jpg

& this one:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3850.jpg

She looks better in this pic:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3851.jpg

This must be the one that got Peter lushing up... :)

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

I'd just like to ask a quick question for the experts: is Rodman what they call a 'meterosexual'?
19-01-2014, 08:55 PM
Cujo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I still don't understand why Peter fancies Denis Rodman.

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3847.jpg

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3848.jpg

Although, he does look rather fetching (no 'l' in that word, Stoker!) in this next picture:

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

His girlfriend is quite cute:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3849.jpg

& this one:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3850.jpg

She looks better in this pic:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/01/3851.jpg

This must be the one that got Peter lushing up... :)

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

I'd just like to ask a quick question for the experts: is Rodman what they call a 'meterosexual'?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I never knew anything about him before the NK thing, he's a riot.
(Wonder how much fatboy knew)
19-01-2014, 08:57 PM
Bettyboo

When I've seen him interviewed he seems like a thoroughly decent chap.
19-01-2014, 09:18 PM
Cujo

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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

When I've seen him interviewed he seems like a thoroughly decent chap.

Depends on your definition of 'thoroughly decent' though surely.
19-01-2014, 09:34 PM
Rural Surin

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Originally Posted by toslti

Overrated uppity Negro

Perhaps today....but not during his basketball heyday.
20-01-2014, 02:23 AM
BaitongBoy

What to expect when your father's name is Philander?...Heh...
20-01-2014, 02:29 AM
MissTraveller

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Originally Posted by Norton

Yep. Leave Dennis alone. Always liked him. Maybe a freak but very entertaining.

Exactly! Kudos for him for actually going to NK and dabbling with that insane whack job of a leader.
20-01-2014, 02:31 AM
MissTraveller

Look at the size of that guys hands...hmmm.. :rofl:
20-01-2014, 03:13 AM
kingwilly

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norton

Yep. Leave Dennis alone. Always liked him. Maybe a freak but very entertaining.

Exactly! Kudos for him for actually going to NK and dabbling with that insane whack job of a leader.

Kudos?

He wasnt saving the world you know.
20-01-2014, 07:59 AM
Johnny Farang

I believe les mots justes here are "desparate for attention."

(Looks like someone forcibly relieved him of his right earring at some point. Ouch.)
20-01-2014, 08:07 AM
FailSafe

The guy is as dumb as a box of hammers.

He was a great basketball player (you can't argue with all those rings)- now he's basically become a Kardashian- I do kind of hope he heads to NK again- now that's he's recanted a bit on his love for the 'dear leader', they'd probably end up keeping him out of spite.
20-01-2014, 08:29 AM
wackyjacky

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Originally Posted by FailSafe

The guy is as dumb as a box of hammers.

He was a great basketball player (you can't argue with all those rings)- now he's basically become a Kardashian- I do kind of hope he heads to NK again- now that's he's recanted a bit on his love for the 'dear leader', they'd probably end up keeping him out of spite.

DR was a great rebounder and a good defensive player. Zero offensive skills. The 1st half of his career he was so painfully shy that he wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful of it. Then something happened (drugs probably) and all of a sudden he craved attention and went with the clown act. Died his hair, got all the tats, rings & things, cross dressing, & became a liability (except on the court). He changed teams quite a bit. Each team had to weigh how much having separate rules for the erratic Rodman would fuck up your team compared to his unselfish play on the court. Now he IS a Kardashian or a Paris Hilton - famous for being famous.