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    I was innocent-ish

    Now we are in the middle of the ashes,
    memories keep flooding back to the S.C.G.
    1975 Aus v Eng.
    A youngish peaches was sitting happily on
    the famous hill, enjoying a tinnie or two,
    when all hell broke loose, 1/2 empty cans
    of tooheys started wizzing past young peaches
    head, when one landed next to my leg, I returned
    it in the direction to which it came.
    Next minute the heavy hand of the law was on my
    shoulder, lumbered into a paddy wagon,& down to
    Darlinghurst lock up with some of my fellow combatants.
    I pleaded innocent in the court the following week, but
    just heard sniggering from the prosecution, the crime,
    ( throwing missiles ), paid the fine,& that was it.

    I still maintain it was a bum rap.

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    cheeky git, are you thinking of replicating the act ?

    Things have changed, ya know?

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    It was self defence

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    sure it was.

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    You are supposed to drink the contents, and replace with piss before throwing.

    Don't do this if the can was chucked at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Don't do this if the can was chucked at you.
    yes, you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    sure it was.
    That's what the prosecution said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    cheeky git, are you thinking of replicating the act ?
    Hey willy, why not? it would bring back great memories,
    we could have a friendly, over here in Issan land, the Aussie
    old boys 11, v the Pommy geriatrics 11.
    Cordon off the park, one side, the Pom spectators (dad's army)
    the other side, the Aussies (the chuckers) the Aussie fans with
    esky's full of Chang classic, the Pom's coolers stocked with Gin & Tonic,
    and plastic cups,555 ,I could even bowl underarm to Marmite.

    And, you willy, the umpire.

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    What happened was totally not cricket, am I getting this right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peaches View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    cheeky git, are you thinking of replicating the act ?
    Hey willy, why not? it would bring back great memories,
    we could have a friendly, over here in Issan land, the Aussie
    old boys 11, v the Pommy geriatrics 11.
    Cordon off the park, one side, the Pom spectators (dad's army)
    the other side, the Aussies (the chuckers) the Aussie fans with
    esky's full of Chang classic, the Pom's coolers stocked with Gin & Tonic,
    and plastic cups,555 ,I could even bowl underarm to Marmite.

    And, you willy, the umpire.
    Where are you Marmers ? Rumors are you're up there, playing
    backyard cricket ,with some other geriatrics ( using a tennis ball )
    in Chiang Mai.

    Truth is I miss your posts,and believe it or not,I reckon you're a
    bonza bloke.

    If I say that enough times, I might even believe it

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