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    Moyes' Man U get beaten in Bangkok

    Who the fuck are the Singha All Star XI..?



    David Moyes' first game at Manchester United ends in defeat

    David Moyes suffered defeat in his first match in charge of Manchester United as they were beaten 1-0 by the Singha All Stars in Thailand.

    Teeratep Winothai scored the only goal on 50 minutes at the Rajamangala National Stadium in Bangkok, beating Ben Amos at his near post.

    "It wasn't a brilliant result but this wasn't one we desperately needed to win," said Moyes.

    "It is one we needed to get prepared to win games."



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    MANCHESTER UNITED: A CLUB IN CRISIS

    The question is who will write it first, the Mirror or the Star?

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    Their blame it on the Bangkok traffic a lot of Man u players were tweeting,never seen such bad traffic jams its a crazy place.That was Friday night nothing new there welcome to Bangkok.

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    ^^ hopefully that nob Alan Hansen

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    ^ hahaha

    MANCHESTER United have lodged an official protest with FIFA following their traumatic 1-0 defeat to the formidable Singha All Star XI.
    'It felt like walking into a trap'
    ‘It felt like walking into a trap’
    They had hoped their tour of the Far East would kick off against low calibre opponents, hopefully elderly waiters, schoolchildren or Celtic.



    However, on reaching Thailand, they were shocked to realise that they would be facing a team consisting entirely of stars.

    Man Utd manager David Moyes said, “We’re just a team of honest, Lancastrian journeymen from the North West of England. We never expected to be facing football’s equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters.

    “We looked at the teamsheet and we were astonished. Teeratep Winothai. Narit Taweekul. When they said “All Star” they meant it.

    “Wayne Rooney was so terrified he locked himself in the disabled toilet.

    “We don’t have “stars” in our team. We have players like Danny Welbeck and Phil Jones. Not All Star razzmatazz names like Daosawang, Thonglao and Phanrit.”

    Fortunately, the Singha All Stars caught the look of abject terror in their Mancunian opponents and went easy on them, even letting them have a touch of the ball now and then.

    Moyes said: “They could have run out 15 or 20 nil winners if they’d wanted but they realised it was a scandalous mismatch.

    “After the game, they kindly agreed to have their photographs taken with us and autograph our shirts. The lads were thrilled, they said it was like meeting Roger De Courcey, Smokie or Little And Large.”

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    ^^ Not only a chuckle - I laughed out loud - especially at the Celtic remark.

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    Wankchester United suck gingerbaby cocks.


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