American Idol 2009

**kingwilly** · 14-01-2009, 06:13 PM

just started.

torrent to come later.

check out the paris hilton bint in bikini, started a complete catfight with laura abdul

**melvbot** · 14-01-2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

just started.

torrent to come later.

check out the paris hilton bint in bikini, started a complete catfight with laura abdul

First off I think I should red you for this thread, second who the fuck is Laura Abdul? Paula Abduls stunt double?

**The Fresh Prince** · 14-01-2009, 06:32 PM

That's one torrent I defiantly won't be downloading then.

**melvbot** · 14-01-2009, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

That's one torrent I defiantly won't be downloading then.

Although I think "definitely" would fit better "defiantly" seems to work just as well

**The Fresh Prince** · 14-01-2009, 06:38 PM

Ha ha, I didn't read what my spell checker was saying, I just clicked away. Works though.

**Norton** · 14-01-2009, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

American Idol 2009

KW. I thought CMN had exclusive rights to start OP on this subject? Expect you will receive a letter from his lawyer Ant shortly.

**ChiangMai noon** · 14-01-2009, 07:17 PM

fukk off willy.

i patented this one.

**Norton** · 14-01-2009, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

i patented this one.

..........

**Fstop** · 14-01-2009, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

fukk off willy.

i patented this one.

I do remember you mentioning that you had an epic thread in mind for this season. Where's it at then?

**Begbie** · 14-01-2009, 10:43 PM

Battlestar Galactica ??

**kingwilly** · 14-01-2009, 10:46 PM

bikini girl.

nice ass too!

**Fstop** · 14-01-2009, 10:53 PM

^Best part of this episode. She's well annoying, though.

**Fstop** · 14-01-2009, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Begbie

Battlestar Galactica ??

Starts again on the 16th.

**kingwilly** · 14-01-2009, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by durianfan

^Best part of this episode. She's well annoying, though.

oh yes, totally petulant and in love with herself, but with an ass that nice whose gonna argue..

but the pink 16 year old cowgirl was waaaaaaaaay more annoying.

**kingwilly** · 14-01-2009, 11:37 PM

this video better, much better quality and definition!

**jizzybloke** · 15-01-2009, 03:14 AM

the most shit thread of 2009 goes to.............................

**Muadib** · 15-01-2009, 03:20 AM

laura abdul... Who the feck is that???

I almost hate to admit I'm a Merkin when I watch this tripe... Damn the world is full of ignorant people...

**PlanK** · 15-01-2009, 04:15 AM

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by FOX.

To think there was something actually worth watching on AI and then they delete it.

**kingwilly** · 15-01-2009, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by Plan B

To think there was something actually worth watching on AI and then they delete it.

bugger.

i should have ripped it last night.

mind you MrsKW, who is a big fan of a nice derriere (eg J.Lo), sniffed that bikini girls ass wasnt that good anyway....

**kingwilly** · 15-01-2009, 06:17 AM

**kingwilly** · 15-01-2009, 06:24 AM

fox version of the video MyFox Philadelphia | Jenn Frederick: Meet 'Idol's' Bikini Girl

**S Landreth** · 15-01-2009, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

mind you MrsKW, who is a big fan of a nice derriere (eg J.Lo), sniffed that bikini girls ass wasnt that good anyway....

Agreed! And your wife should know. There is no way that bikini girl could hold a candle to your wife’s figure.

**ChiangMai noon** · 15-01-2009, 10:57 AM

I will rate tonight’s performances.

1.Twan The Afro Guy -- We suffered through 15 minutes of Idol ego stroking to get to our first bad singer and this is the best they can do? Twan the gigantic afro-ed Michael Jackson wannabe. He’s not funny. And Michael Jackson imitators aren’t funny. BORING

2.Emily Wynn-Hughes -- Twan is quickly followed up by Emily Wynn-Hughes, our first Idol Plant. She has pink hair, lip piercings, tattoos and horrible earlobe-enlargers. She tells the judges that she’s the lead singer of a band, and if she gets on Idol her band can’t go on it’s European tour. So she makes it to Hollywood. What a bitch. She sings “rock”, our favorite terrible singing genre, but not particularly well. If she gets to the Finals there’s no way she should win.

3.Rocker Tool – He wears a “rocker” outfit straight out of a 1986 Motley Crue video. And he’s crying before he even sings a note. Simon calls him a sissy. He sings terribly but instead of taking his lumps and leaving he starts the pathetic spiral of begging to try again, weeping and still more begging. Awesome. Paula recommends that he try to get his band together before declaring himself a “rock star.” Who’s gonna be in this guy’s band? He’s a total pussy. HORRIBLY GOOD

4.J.B. Eyebrows – He has a tired Boy Band singing style that predictably gets him to Hollywood, and he has absolutely no chance of advancing further. BORING.

5.Sweaty Guy Gurr – Looks like Emo Toby Maguire’s scary younger brother from Spider-Man 3. He sings in a high-pitched, breathy Archuleta style, but you know, better. AND he sings a Kara DioGuardia song. They make this guy sing three songs tonight and it’s torturous, and funny. HORRIBLY GOOD.

6.Fairly good montage of Mullet Guy singing Bon Jovi, Celine Deion-singing dweebwith glasses, and Shirley from “What’s Happening” singing something badly.

7.X-Ray, some fool with a Jherri Curl and goofy dancing. He could’ve been a contender if he sanga lot worse, or a lot better. BORING.

8.Arianna the Perky School Girl – Sings in typically affected Idol style on a Corrine Bailey Ray song. She goes to Hollywood. She’s not bad, but…BORING.

--Ooh, hey, it’s “Climb The Frosty Mountains” guy in a clip from last year. I never get tired of seeing that guy.

9.Barry White Dude – guy with a deep voice gets mocked, sings Barry badly. Seriously people, 8 seasons in, you’re trying out for Idol, did it ever occur to you to take a singing lesson or two? BORING.

10.Pink Cowboy Hat Girl – has a folder of original songs she wrote, so of course she sings a horrible non-original dance hit. Her nasally singing is really painful, but she’s not funny. BORING. But then she starts begging for another chance, and it gets awkward. So I’ll bump it up to HORRIBLY GOOD.

11.Girl Named Stevie – She’s perky and mediocore and goes to Hollywood. BORING.

12.Roughneck Guy – He’s manly, he works on an oil drill and he sings okay but only has a three note range. With rugged good looks and absolutely no musical range

13.T&A Girl – For a “family show” they hit the T&A factor hard, teasing this girl in four or five “Coming Up Next” teasers, and numerous ass close-ups. And she’s not even that hot. Our VFTW Champion Antonella Barba would whip her slutty ass. T&A Girlsings off-key for a while, but then the Awesomeness is Brought. Kara DioGuardia starts feeling intimidated by Bikini Girl’s so-so singing talent and boney keyster so she starts Over-Singing her. Bikini Girl actually holds her own with DioGuardia, thereby shaming Kara on her Idol premier. Simon insults Kara’s singing so Paula jumps up all “No he di’nt” and eggs Kara on to further embarrassment. It’s a Celine Dion-esque Diva Screeching Duel and it’s awesome. Then Randy and Simon, the horny old codgers, pass Bikini Girl on to Hollywood, thereby flushing the last vestiges of Idol credibility down the toilet. Awesome. The season isn’t one hour old and it jumped the shark. HORRIBLY GOOD. As if it couldn’t get any more unsettling Bikini Girl French-kisses Ryan, who couldn’t look more in pain. Honey, he’s not your type. Now if you had a Magnum P.I. mustache…

14.Sexual Chacolate – He can’t sing, but to continue the downward spiral of Idol on it’s very first show Paula and Kara show that sexual harassment is an equal opportunity abuse as they ooh and ahh at Chacolate’s muscular back tattoo, and comment on the misspelling.

15.Brianna The Peppy Girl – She sings okay, teaches line dancing to some wannabes and her lack of bikini nearly keeps her out of Hollywood. We’d vote for her, and her Grand Canyon forehead crease.

16.Deanna Pickler-Overmyer – Hick Girl with a bad blonde dye-job who sings rock in a gravelly voice. She’s going to Hollywood.

17.Cody Noriega – He could be Danny Noriega’s slightly less effeminate brother. He likes making horror videos about clown-masked slashers. And he sings well.

18.Alex from Studio City – A Kevin Covais-like sarcastic dork who sings well. He’s a spazz.

Andfinally –

19. Blind Lemon Scott. He’s blind, he has a great voice. He has a hunky blonde brother And he has a creepy blind guy stare, reminding us all why Stevie Wonder wears darkglasses. Scott seems talented enough, and is exactly the type of guy that Idol is supposed to be about. And then Ryan tries to high-fivehim. His sight is limited tokey-hole sized dots, Ryan, just shake his hand.

**kingwilly** · 15-01-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I will rate tonight’s performances.

you rated them? or VFTW ??

**kingwilly** · 15-01-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

1.Twan The Afro Guy -- We suffered through 15 minutes of Idol ego stroking to get to our first bad singer and this is the best they can do? Twan the gigantic afro-ed Michael Jackson wannabe. He’s not funny. And Michael Jackson imitators aren’t funny. BORING

I actually rated the dissapointment on this guys face when Randy said no.

Randy joined in and sang with the guy, was saying stuff like "I really like your hair" "That's amazing stuff" "You've got it" and all the other Randyisms you get,

and then said definitely no.

the guys face literally crumpled adn he almost burst into tears.

HORRIBLY GOOD

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