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    Thumbs up Scampy Telly

    I'm out of jail, and as part of my community service I shall be posting interesting and informative videos related to life in Thailand and speaking like a knob on the voiceover like what Jeremy Clarkson does.

    Let's kick off with new years eve on Bo Phut beach... Feel free to slag me off/call me a genius, whatever.

    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    geeez, DD let you out of jail for this ?

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    I think it's a bit crap but then it's also about 1000x better than anything I could (or would) do so well done.

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    Nice voiceover Scamps, too much over pronunciation on the 'B' words though.

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    Well done, Scampy
    I doubt if anyone could have made a better job of such insignificant subject matter.

    Keep them coming

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    Well done Scampster very professional job, well produced, entertaining informative and a few horn bags thrown in for the aesthetics.

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    It takes ages to load and that blokes about as interesting as a dead slug. What I did see was OK, my mate works in TV and always says to move slowly/no jerky movements as it amplifies it on telly.

    It must be hard juggling two jobs, one as a roving TV reporter and t'other of a 1920's chimney sweep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I doubt if anyone could have made a better job of such insignificant subject matter.
    You should see some of the others he has done, amazing stuff.

    1; Scampy and the life and death of his pet stone.
    2; Scampy and his pet slug visit the local 7/11

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    1; Scampy and the life and death of his pet stone. 2; Scampy and his pet slug visit the local 7/11
    Don't forget the all time classics

    Scampy Opens His Wallet - An 8 hour epic as The Gentleman Scamp wrestles with his demons and he tries to open his wallet to pay for a beer.

    and of course

    Scampy Puts His Hand in His Pocket - Another 8 hour epic as The Gentleman Scamp puts his hand in his pocket to get some change to pay for a beer and finds that it has become stuck and can't be pulled out to complete the transaction.

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    I think it was a good piece.


    Sure glad I steer clear of Koh Samui , it seems inhabitated by absoulte trash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghandi
    it seems inhabitated by absoulte trash
    Scampy is back in Bangkok now

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    geeez, DD let you out of jail for this ?
    You don't need a smiley to show people you are sad.

    Okay folks, here's a 2 min version if a 3 hour epic I will soon be working on for charidee.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    geeez, DD let you out of jail for this ?
    You don't need a smiley to show people you are sad.

    Okay folks, here's a 2 min version if a 3 hour epic I will soon be working on for charidee.


    This one was very good also , I liked your choice of music.


    Can you upload a porno next ?

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    Never dabbled in porn - wouldn't do it in this country... It's a box I must get round to ticking.

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    Good stuff scampy with Gecko beach. I never realised that DJ's were so old and ugly.
    Pity about the interview with the owner.

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    It's a shame I didn't get an interview with Brandon Block because he's quite a character. I'm not into the dance scene but I'd heard of him but when he was there he was just some stocky bloke with a black eye. That's the thing with these famous Dj's, other than Fatboy Slim they're names without faces.

    The booze was free so I had about 17 TVR's (tequilla + vodka + RedBull) on top of several Tigers. You should see the interviews I did after 4am, the out takes are classic but unsuitable for TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Pity about the interview with the owner.
    I think its fair to say he look devastated by losing his lease, it looks like a nice place and his new location in the hills is doomed. People dont go to beach islands for expensive holidays to stand on hillsides!

    Is there any chance you could add some subtitles for the black guy?, I wonder what he is saying.
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    ... I like to fantasise sometimes, and I lie very occasionally... my superior home, job, wealth, freedom, car, girl, retirement age, appearance, satisfaction with birth country etc etc... Over the past few years I have put together over 100 pages on notes on thaiophilia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    his new location in the hills is doomed.
    exactly what I thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    The booze was free so I had about 17 TVR's (tequilla + vodka + RedBull) on top of several Tigers. You should see the interviews I did after 4am, the out takes are classic but unsuitable for TV.
    go on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    the out takes are classic but unsuitable for TV.
    This is TD not TV.

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    Great presentation Scampy--you couldnt make it in Pattaya though --TV and Radio only requires the totally talentless --I used to think they were making radio/tv presentation training videos with themselves as the before people until I realised they were the finished product

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    When scampy is rich and famous I am going to stick up his "How to chat up a Thai bird" videos onto youtube, well, unless he buys them off of me

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    I'm finishing the next one which is a bit better, I just hope the members of the Thai Polo elite will not be too offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    When scampy is rich and famous
    He certainly sounds posh, I wonder if he puts a plum in his mouth for these videos and then resumes his estuary accent later?

    To get the answer someone might have to quote this as Im pretty sure scampy has me on ignore

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    He certainly sounds posh
    *Double take*

    W.. ??????????

    Im pretty sure scampy has me on ignore
    *Gobsmacked*

    Erm...

    *Speechless*

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