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    Trouble Sleeping?

    Listening to Longway drooling over Trump doesn't do it?

    Engaging Buttplug in a conversation about hacking too funny to send you off?

    Well now there is Napflix - I shit you not.

    Read all about it here:

    https://www.cnet.com/news/napflix-sl...tag=CAD590a51e

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    ^ Magnesium helps... and wearing sunglasses 1 hour prior to bedtime - not only makes me look badass along with my pink boxers.... but also puts the Dick in the mood for zzzzzzz

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    I just take 6 bottles of Chang to bed with me, i sleep okay then just have liver ache when I wake up.

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    you could always read Harry Security Bulletin thread

    Harry swallow semen from arabs to make him fall asleep, a bit too disgusting for most here to try, but it probably works

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    Sleep at the same time everyday...Exercise might help..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    but also puts the Dick in the mood for zzzzzzz
    Did you mean you or your nong noi always sleep? hehe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    you could always read Harry Security Bulletin thread

    Harry swallow semen from arabs to make him fall asleep, a bit too disgusting for most here to try, but it probably works
    What is this dribbling broken English supposed to mean?

    Go back to the belgian poofs forum, you cum guzzling gallic pillow biter.

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    Hot sex before sleep always works for me...

    or count sheep...

    or hot sex...

    or hot sex counting sheep heh...

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    Just read two or three of Boringboys posts and you are guaranteed to be giving it big zzzzzz's

    I am surprised some entreprenneurial soul has not marketed his TD input as a sure fire cure for insomnia - heh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Hot sex before sleep always works for me...

    or count sheep...

    or hot sex...

    or hot sex counting sheep heh...
    Hummm.....
    Yet, what if she wants more, Richard?
    ...and all you wanna do is sleep.


    A good couple of shots of warmed cognac or room temp ya dong will do the trick...

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    wait for the answer 555+

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    In the U.K. Fresh lavender crushed into a warm bath works for me every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    In the U.K. Fresh lavender crushed into a warm bath works for me every time.
    We have got a lovely lavender bed in our front garden in Blighty, great for the bee's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    A good couple of shots of warmed cognac or room temp ya dong will do the trick...
    Yeah, now we talkin'... ya-dong.. me like... I used to occasionally drink at a local ya-dong pub in Rangsit... amid incredulous expressions of horror from the locals.

    Ya-dong outlets/franchises, are not looked upon, as hi-so establishments (just in case the buffalo skull on the wall, next to Carabao's signed autograph didn't give the game away)...

    *not that someone as 'na-darn' as me, gave a fuck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    In the U.K. Fresh lavender crushed into a warm bath works for me every time.
    That's OK if you want to wake up in a cold bath.

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    It's hard to imagine why very old men complain about being unable to sleep. Nature will ensure they participate in "The Big Sleep" soon enough and there will be no waking.

    My advice is to stay awake for as long as you can and be content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    In the U.K. Fresh lavender crushed into a warm bath works for me every time.
    That's OK if you want to wake up in a cold bath.
    Not if it's a Jacuzzi -




    [glass half-filled, Harry]

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    This would usually do it.

    Listen Closely and pleasant dreams!


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