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[armstrong]

People look for inspiration guidance creativity to provide a service that is communicative reassuring and professional.

The Chefs are all fully qualified in there own fields, from Pubs, Restaurants, Hotels, Private Chefs ,Yachts, Banquesting , sporting events, military catering, remote Sites.

We work throughout the UK/worldwide.

We have a number of qualified Chefs of differing degrees of experience ,Relief chef introduces you to professional dedicated and Innovative Chefs ,

The chef services are an agreement between the two parties, and Relief Chefs intro have no part in Negotiation or payment arrangements.

My degree is in Web Design. This kind of god awful ass spouting bollocks is why I stopped doing freelance work. CSSFAN did you a favor by not putting this complete verbal diarrhea onto the site.



Also, please ask the nearest 10 year old on help with proper and common nouns.

[Horatio Hornblower]

Couple of Bull shit cowboys then.

Simple as, if you can't do a job don't put yourself forward.

[Topper]

Couple of Bull shit cowboys then.

I do own a horse, but I've only done the "cow" thing twice. Once was tracking a bull that had escaped the ranch, so yes, bull shit was involved. Never did find the fucking thing, but the rancher did keep us hydrated.

Later we (the three of us hired to find the bull) learned that the bull had wandered back through the fence in a different place as there were willing partners to be had.

Lesson: You don't need to chase the bull, the bull will find his own way back to the pussy. It's a lesson you'll be learning, I'm guessing.

Simple as, if you can't do a job don't put yourself forward.

Looks like the job done to the customers exact specifications. Simple, elegant with built in SEO. Sure there may have been small shit, but definitely nothing to deny payment on the site, especially considering the amount of the payment involved.

I did pick up the motorcycle today another site owner gave me in return for payment. That's right, I got paid for my meager efforts, because that's how professionals treat each other, rather than wimping out when there's been a day pass without any visible progress on their site.

Do you not charge for a meal if the customer complains that their plate's color is egg shell white rather than perfectly white?

If your fish and chips ain't the perfect golden brown in the customer's opinion, do you allow your customer to get a free meal? Or do you tell Slap to shut the fuck up and finish his beer like a big boy and that one day, you'll be working at the Witherspoon's across the street as their head chef?

If the tapestries adorning your restaurant contain pictures of homosexual sex, do you allow heteros to eat for free?

If your fried egg sandwich uses free range goat's milk rather than free range sheep's milk, do you refund the customer's money?

Pshaw on you sir! I say PSHAW!!!!!!!!!
PSHAWWWWWWWWWW!

[chassamui]

[Stinky]

^^ greened

[Luigi]

I did pick up the motorcycle today another site owner gave me in return for payment

Whatcha get tops?

[Horatio Hornblower]

I would recommend you put your flowers and fruit wallpaper back up on the site,may give it the elegance you were looking for.

Anyway enough of this shit, your web design was atrocious and your listening skills no better.

thanks for your time and effort, and hope you enjpyed your five pints in one hour that i provided for you.

c'est la vie

[Topper]

Whatcha get tops?

Used Honda PCX, 4400km on the clock.

and hope you enjoyed your five pints in one hour that i provided for you.

While that does sound exactly like me, it was only three, oddly enough. We should have went downstairs to the brewery place there, their beer is phenomenal, but knowing your budget, I chose the cheaper place to meet.

Again, thanks for the beers! Admittedly, they were costly beers so you probably thought it's not unreasonable for me to expect that they were payment for my meager efforts.

[stroller]

I would recommend you put your flowers and fruit wallpaper back up on the site

[Luigi]

Handy runabout for the city. The best there is in it's market.

[Horatio Hornblower]

CS

have a guide on how to build websites,next time don't buy a domain before buiding the site.

thesitewizard.com: Website design, promotion, CGI, PHP, JavaScript scripting, and revenue earning.

[stroller]

Anyway, quite a good business idea, with a rudimentary website to copy for free.
I think I'll do it without the Brittle 'cuisine'.

Thanks guys!

[Horatio Hornblower]

Wait till CS puts his gay morgue wallpaper back up,it will be a real eye catcher.

Even better buy it from CS,hes currently trying to sell it to a load of agencies with my name on, some of them have asked who the numpty is.

[chassamui]

some of them have asked who the numpty is

Should never ask 50/50 questions.

[stroller]

Even better buy it from CS

No need to, he probably left the admin login details on some support forum.

[toslti]

Poor grammar

on the Our clients page....'' from providing a personal chefs on private yachts to providing chefs ''

its either a chef or just chefs. Can't be a chefs.

[Topper]

No need to, he probably left the admin login details on some support forum.

Those were the days....you seem to revel in them stroller! Good on ya buddy! It's nice to hear from my fan club!

Poor grammar on the Our clients page....'' from providing a personal chefs on private yachts to providing chefs '' its either a chef or just chefs. Can't be a chefs.

Thanks!

[Topper]

have a guide on how to build websites,next time don't buy a domain before buiding the site.

I hope you spend some time reading it, on your budget it's going to be necessary that you know what you're doing.

[Topper]

Handy runabout for the city. The best there is in it's market.

It's the first scooter I've ever ridden. I've rode several different motorcycles over the years, my favorite for around town was my trusty Honda 400 back in the day.

First, the scooter is big, bigger than I remember my 400 being. The sitting position also makes maneuvering for me more awkward.

It's just a matter of getting used to it I reckon. For me it's like driving a van rather than driving a car.

[Horatio Hornblower]

Its getting better, I never had a budget you gave a price that i thought was to cheap to miss, but then again I realise why it was so cheap now.

Just had a quick look at my messages,you said earlier that it was passe,copying other websites, though your message says find a website you want to mimic,isnt that the same as copy

have a guide on how to build websites,next time don't buy a domain before buiding the site.

I hope you spend some time reading it, on your budget it's going to be necessary that you know what you're doing.

[Horatio Hornblower]

here you are CS

A elegant colourful stylish inspirational template that will be modified, to reflect the professionalism of the elite chefs of our times.

Restaurant Responsive WordPress Theme Preview - ThemeForest

[Gerbil]

[Stinky]

[Topper]

Restaurant Responsive WordPress Theme Preview - ThemeForest

I'll install the theme, you pay me and we go our separate ways, how about that?

[Horatio Hornblower]

Well i got a Thai from CM to do my website compelted in two days and had great responses from it.

however been that busy never had a chance to do SEO on it and now have employed someone to get the site up the rankings,

thanks to the person who recommended him to me.