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    Making movies with my iPhone 5s

    Soundtrack transitions are lacking but it has potential.

    Amazing what can be done while sitting on the bog these days...


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    Lovely

    My Sony Z1 makes it's own movies by dragging out my photos and vids, then adding a melody. I don't even have to risk dropping it down the shitter by asking it to.

    Where's the tongue in cheek smiley ?

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    Spot on Slap - T for Tremendous

    You know, that ability (technically) would have cost you 2 million quid 20 years ago.

    Our only limit with this shit now is our imagination.

    Rock on fella.


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    Don't forget your nude selfies are now all over PB slap.

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    Does the video skip the bit where you were on the bog?

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    Sat on the edge of my seat waiting for the star of the movie to enter stage right.
    Never happened.
    Okay where is the walnut and stilton salad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Okay where is the walnut and stilton salad.
    And his mate on the front of the tandem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Does the video skip the bit where you were on the bog?
    Ahh, the notorious scat fettishist of 2014 has been revealed.



    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Okay where is the walnut and stilton salad.
    Might make the second edit.

    I want to make a foodie documentary as it happens.

    I was thinking about 'Britain's Roughest Kebab Houses'

    Winner, no doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    I was thinking about 'Britain's Roughest Kebab Houses'
    Let me know if you need help with that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier
    Let me know if you need help with that one
    Basically I just want to understand man's need for food and violence and a knee-trembler with the local slut up against the bins at the back of Asda of a Friday night; then make a documentary about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    I want to make a foodie documentary as it happens.
    I was thinking about 'Britain's Roughest Kebab Houses'
    sure has a better ring to it than...


    "Spandexed up--- devouring extremely Gay culianaries around Britains quaintest countryside pubs"

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    ^ He may as well have gone "antiquing".....

    I think Britons Worst Shitters would be a winner , specially now Scotland is bowing out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    "Spandexed up--- devouring extremely Gay culianaries around Britains quaintest countryside pubs"
    But that certainly isn't without its charm.

    Well done, Boll. You may yet become an integral team-member at SlapHappy Productions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    I think Britons Worst Shitters would be a winner ,
    I like it. I seriously like it.

    How does Executive Producer sound, Velcron?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Making movies with my iPhone 5s
    Gay. Red sent.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    My Sony Z1
    Klarse!



    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Don't forget your nude selfies
    Gay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Does the video skip the bit where you were on the bog?
    Gay.

    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Sat on the edge of my seat
    Gay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier
    Let me know if you need help with that one
    Gay.




    I'm outta here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    I'm outta here...
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    Gay ...

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    Ok, I'm back cause I'm hetero.

    Nice vid, Slaps - slightly gay, but...

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    It reminded me of one of those, docufookinmentaries. Well done, Slaps!

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    nice one Slap good selection of vids on FB there,liked the 10 years in Thailand vid.

    oops meant youtube.
    Last edited by Yasojack; 08-09-2014 at 11:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack View Post
    nice one Slap good selection of vids on FB there,liked the 10 years in Thailand vid.
    Facebook?
    Gay as all fuck.
    Bettyboo level gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Facebook?
    Gay as all fuck.
    Bettyboo level gay.
    That's called Hetero where I live, SweetCheeks!

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    Somewhat reassured there were no actual vids of slaps on the shitter I did watch the vid.
    Fine effort.
    Whats with the recurring theme of fat manicured hands picking up gay drinks but?
    Is it a symbolic statement of the English mans desire for buttsex and hydration?

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    ^ fuk off you Pommie wanker...


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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    I was thinking about 'Britain's Roughest Kebab Houses'
    I lived in Sheffield for many years Burngreave area,was a kebab shop there right in the firing line.Bloody excellent kebabs huge full of all the good stuff.
    Only trouble avoiding being mugged or shot.
    Gun culture sweeps through Sheffield estates as postcode gangs do battle | World news | The Observer
    I give you QueenSheba.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Bettyboo level gay
    A tad harsh, no?

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