Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017

    Bogan Hunters reveals seven finalists in its search for Australia’s Greatest Bogan

    'Bogan Hunters' trailer 1:30




    The Aussie bogan is captured in all its glory in Paul Fenech's latest series 'Bogan Hunters'. Courtesy 7Mate.













    Boganologist Pauly Fenech and his team of hunters, translator Shazza Jones and security leader Kev the Kiwi, are on the hunt for Australia’s Greatest Bogan.


    Source: Supplied



    THE seven biggest bogans in the country have been found and it may come as little surprise to some that four of them are from Tasmania.



    After months of searching, Paul Fenech and his team have located the crème de la crème of boganism for 7mate’s reality show, Bogan Hunters, and the Apple Isle is certainly punching well above its weight.
    After an exhaustive process of elimination, celebrity judges Angry Anderson, Jonesy, Miss Nude Australia, Tahir Bilgic, Jacko, Chris Franklin, Derek Boyer and Rob Shehadie have selected seven finalists to go through to next Tuesday’s Bogan Hunters Grand Final.


    More: Do bogans know they’re bogans and other important questions


    Fenech told news.com.au that only the purest of bogans made it through.
    “When we started the series I thought it was a bit of a joke. But boganism is a culture. These guys are unashamedly bogans. They love it, they live it, they have a complete lack of any pretence. I reckon the bogan is the true Aussie battler of the new millennium.”
    And while they are all unique in their embracement of the “culture”, they all have one thing in common.

    Andrew, a father of eight children to three different mothers had the names and date of birth of each of his children tattooed on his arms to make it easy when he goes to Centrelink. Source: Channel 7





    “It’s a mystery, the teeth of the bogan,” added Fenech, “a bit like the Bermuda Triangle. Could be too many Beam and Cokes, I don’t know. But I would say more than 50 per cent of bogans do have some pretty interesting teeth, that’s for sure. It could be a money thing. It costs a lot to get your teeth fixed.”
    He says the finalists are defined by: “Mullets, thongs, ugg boots, flannelettes, tight jeans, a love of Oz rock, home done tattoos are important, a lack of pretence is very important, as is a willingness to be incredibly honest at all time.”


    Australia, meet your finalists:

    MEL: the kinky chick from Munno Para, South Australia

    Mel, finalist from South Australia. Source: Channel 7





    Said to perfectly represent the “female of the bogan species”. She once stabbed her partner in the neck with a pair of scissors because he poked her too much in the arm.
    ANDREW: the dad to eight kids to three different mothers from Bridgewater, Tasmania

    Andrew, finalist from Tasmania. Source: Channel 7





    Has the name of his eight kids tattooed on his arms, all the girls on one arm and the boys on the other. “I can’t remember their dates of birth cos I’m always too smashed. That way if I go to Centrelink and they ask me, well I can say ‘here we go, here’s the date of birth” he said as he showed off the ink.
    DARREN: the second worst driver in Tasmania, also from Bridgewater

    Darren, finalist also from Tasmania. Source: Channel 7





    Has 52 charges of driving with no licence against his name and is proud of it. Has his own car graveyard full off abandoned wrecks. “What more do you want in life,” he said.
    NANNA SHAZZA: the larger-than-life GILF from Victoria’s bogan epicentre, Nar Nar Goon

    Nanna Shazza, finalist from Victoria. Source: Channel 7





    Is the “odds on favourite” to win. Loves her Holdens, Collingwood football team and exposing her breasts. Enjoys drinking a goon sack of wine hung from a clothesline.
    JUSTIN: the young chick magnet from St Helens, Tasmania

    Justin, finalist from Tasmania. Source: Channel 7





    Is the youngest bogan of the finalists. Sports a good array of tatts including an “Made in Australia” sign, a Southern Cross and the name of his son across his chest. Became a dad at 16 and is fiercely proud of his mullet which he describes as “nice and filthy”.
    FORDY: the wild man from Rocky aka Western Australia’s most bogan suburb, Rockingham

    Fordy, finalist from Western Australia. Source: Channel 7





    Can swear mid-word, loves a nudie run, Ned Kelly, a barbecue and has an esky of beers kept next to his bed. Attempted to eat the rubber remnants left on the ground after a burnout.
    CLINT: the 50-something bogan “lifer” from George Town, Tasmania

    Clint, finalist from Tasmania. Source: Channel 7





    Judges said he “ticked so many bogan boxes”. Talked about his favourite sex position, doggie style, showed off his missus’ homemade tattoos and has an incredible collection of bogan friends. Lives in George Town which he describes as the “boganest place in the world”.


    The Bogan Hunters Grand Final airs next Tuesday, July 8 at 9.30pm on 7mate.

    The finalists will have to prove themselves once and for all in a final showdown of bogan appearance, attitude and sex appeal, before “Australia’s Greatest Bogan” is crowned.
    The winner will be awarded the Golden Thong Award and the Aussie Pride ‘straya ute with kegs in the back, which Paul Fenech describes as a “sick, hectic, off-the-hook prize.”


    Bogan Hunters reveals seven finalists in its search for Australia’s Greatest Bogan | News.com.au

  2. #2
    Member
    harrybarracuda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Last Online
    Today @ 02:19 AM
    Posts
    61,204
    This is an outrage. Why isn't Terry there?

  3. #3
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 07:27 AM
    Posts
    16,966
    I really hope this current fad for celebrating the moronic wears off soon.

  4. #4
    En route
    Cujo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 05:44 AM
    Location
    Reality.
    Posts
    28,611
    Yeah, nah mate, I reckon the last one, though he's a bit old, but he's the only one with the cut off sleeves and mullet.
    True classic bogon style.

  5. #5
    Lord of Swine
    Necron99's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Nahkon Sawon
    Posts
    13,025
    The best Bogun in the series won a ute.
    He has no licence and has been done DUI 3 times......

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •