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    The Box Office Bombs of 2013

    So how many of these Turkeys have you seen? And are any of them watchable?

    I must admit I actually enjoyed The Last Stand, it was what it said on the box, an Arnie shoot-em-up and nothing more. But it seems expectations were just too high for many of them



    'The Last Stand'
    South Korean director Kim Jee-woon made his American directorial debut with The Last Stand, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville. But Schwarzenegger's box office muscle isn't what it used to be: the actioner opened in 10th place domestically with $7.2 million for the 4-day Martin Luther King Jr. holiday weekend. The pic earned $48.3 million worldwide.

    'Broken City'
    Russell Crowe, Mark Wahlberg and an action thriller about political corruption in New York City didn't make for a pleasantly surprising January hit. Instead the film, directed by Allen Hughes and budgeted at $35 million, received generally poor reviews and grossed a soft $30.7 million worldwide in total.

    'Bullet to the Head'
    Released shortly after Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Last Stand, Sylvester Stallone's actioner Bullet to the Head similarly failed to bring in audiences. Released in the U.S. by Warner Bros., the Walter Hill-directed film failed to crack the top five at the box office in its first weekend and ended up grossing only $9 million domestically and $4 million internationally.

    'Jack the Giant Slayer'
    Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Slayer failed to kill at the box office, debuting to $27.2 million domestically in March. Starring Nicholas Hoult, the fantasy pic's dismal opening drew comparisons to 2012's Battleship and John Carter. The blow was especially hard because of the film's big costs -- all told, the price tag was nearly $300 million when accounting for the film's $190 million production budget and hefty marketing spend. It earned $197.7 million worldwide.

    'Beautiful Creatures'
    Beautiful Creatures, based on a popular YA novel, had all the makings to become another hot YA film franchise in the vein on Twilight or The Hunger Games. But instead, the film fizzled at the box office, grossing just $8.9 million in its North America four-day debut and finishing the weekend in sixth place. The pic went on to earn only $60 million worldwide.

    'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone'
    The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, starring Steve Carell and Jim Carrey, wasn't able to make magic at the box office when it opened in North America on March 15. The Warner Bros. pic opened to a dismal $10.2 million at the domestic box office, trailing both Oz the Great and Powerful and Halle Berry's thriller The Call. The magician comedy went on to earn just $24.3 million worldwide to date.

    'The Host'
    Another young adult adaptation vying to be the next Twilight or Hunger Games franchise-starter, The Host didn't live up to the Open Road Films hopes when it debuted stateside this past March. The film, adapted from Twilight author Stephenie Meyer's novel and starring Saoirse Ronan and Max Irons, grossed $48 million worldwide.

    'After Earth'
    Will Smith and his real-life son Jaden starred as a father and son in Sony’s sci-fi film, which was a box office flop when it opened in the U.S. in the No. 3 spot in May (behind holdover Fast & Furious 6 and newcomer Now You See Me). With an estimated budget of $130 million, After Earth earned $27.5 million in its debut, and a 11 percent Rotten Tomatoes score. It went on to earn just $243.8 million worldwide.

    ("Just" $243.8 million?!)

    'White House Down'
    Two movies about the White House being under siege turned out to be one too many. Sony's White House Down -- starring Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx -- opened just three months after FilmDistrict's Olympus Has Fallen to a dismal $24.9 million. Roland Emmerich's White House Down cost a pricey $150 million to produce and went on to make just $205.4 million worldwide.

    'The Lone Ranger'
    Disney's The Lone Ranger, starring Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer, was a big-budget production, costing $250 million to make. But it was a train-wreck when it hit theaters in July, opening domestically to a disappointing $29.2 million. When the dust fully settled, the film had earned a sad $260.5 million worldwide. Just two months after the film flopped in theaters, producer Jerry Bruckheimer parted ways with Disney after a longtime partnership, but Bruckheimer didn’t blame the film. “We have a full body of work with them. It's not about Lone Ranger. It's more about the types of movies Disney is making, and the types of movies we want to make.”

    'R.I.P.D.'
    Headline writers had a field day with the Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds action film as the $130 million title tanked in its July debut. The Universal film, directed by Robert Schwentke, was panned by critics and in September even Bridges admitted to GQ that "the studio made some, uh, choices that I wouldn't have made." The film wound up grossing $78 million worldwide.

    'Paranoia'
    This high concept corporate thriller thudded with critics prior to its mid-August release date. A cast featuring Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Liam Hemsworth and Amber Heard wasn't able to convince late Summer moviegoers to pay for a ticket -- the film failed to crack the top ten at the U.S. box office in its debut, ultimately grossing less than $15 million worldwide.

    'The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones'
    Screen Gems and Constantin Film were so confident in the promise of The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones that the producers announced that work would already begin on the sequel before the first film had hit theaters. But after City of Bones opened to a lackluster $14 million over the course of its five-day opening, producers of the $60 million YA adaptation had to delay a follow-up.

    'Getaway'
    Released without fanfare in late August, Getaway didn't gain any traction with moviegoers. The car chase film, starring Ethan Hawke, Jon Voight and Selena Gomez, received a C+ Cinemascore by opening weekend audiences in the U.S. and ultimately grossed less than $11 million worldwide.

    'Runner Runner'
    Brad Furman's Runner Runner, starring Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake, had a dismal $7.7 million U.S. debut. While there's no doubt that the $30 million film was hurt by Warner Bros.' Sandra Bullock-George Clooney space epic Gravity, which debuted to $55.6 million, Runner Runner was expected to open ahead of where it did, even considering the competitive marketplace. It earned a weak $62.7 million worldwide.

    'The Fifth Estate'
    Despite a cast that boasted Benjamin Cumberbatch as Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks origin story failed to capture the interest of the American or global moviegoers. Assange had publicly expressed his displeasure at his portrayal in the film. And the Bill Condon-helmed title, which debuted at the Toronto Film Festival, grossed less than $9 million worldwide theatrically.

    'The Counselor'
    A political thriller written by Cormac McCarthy, directed by Ridley Scott and starring Brad Pitt, Penelope Cruz, Michael Fassbender and Cameron Diaz had plenty of potential. The resulting film, The Counselor, failed to make waves with critics or audiences in its October debut. The film grossed less than $17 million domestically and did a little better internationally, giving the title a worldwide gross of $63 million.

    'Diana'
    There was plenty of buzz when it was announced that Naomi Watts would be taking on the iconic role of Princess Diana for an upcoming film. But when the pic eventually hit theaters, it grossed only $67,754 from 38 theaters for a bleak location average of $1,708. Diana opened a month earlier in the U.K., where it also bombed (one British reviewer called it "car crash" cinema).

    'Old Boy'
    A remake of Park Chan-wook's 2003 thriller, the Josh Brolin-starrer had garnered some degree of fan interest prior to its release. But middling reviews didn't help as the film launched in limited release over Thanksgiving weekend and failed to make a dent against juggernauts like Hunger Games: Catching Fire and Frozen. The Spike Lee-directed title has currently grossed $4 million worldwide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    A remake of Park Chan-wook's 2003 thriller
    a completely un necessary remake
    i'm glad it failed

    i read a lot of movie sites and listen to 5 movie podcasts

    the whole bundle up there were roundly criticised so i never bothered to download them apart from the giant slayer that my niece wanted to watch

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    I've seen 4 of the rest (Runner Runner, RIPD, White House Down and After Earth), and yes they were all complete shit.

    Oh, and about 15 minutes of The Host.

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    i did 20 minutes of after earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    i did 20 minutes of after earth
    Well when I said I watched it, I mean I had it on in the background.

    A ship crashed and Will Smith's brat had a fight with a monster is about all I remember.

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    Saw After Earth. Utter shite unless watching adolescent black boys in spandex onesies is your thing

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    I actually got really angry 20mins into After Earth due to its crapness

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    I watched The Counselor last night. A movie from Ridley Scott can't be bad, right ? Not so actually when he tries to make a Tarantino movie. At the end a movie that is a bit weird without being really entertaining. Not that bad because it's still Ridley Scott but to keep for when there is nothing else to watch. 5.5/10
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    Why isnt 47 Ronin on the list? It lost the most money of all last year.

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    Saw The Lone Ranger and was bitterly disappointed.

    Johnny Depp is a very capable actor, the subject matter was idea for him, but the script was sadly lacking.

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    Fifth Estate was ok.

    The Counselor has a good weapon that killes the wearer by decatpitation but we only saw it in action twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Why isnt 47 Ronin on the list? It lost the most money of all last year.
    Released too late to make it I would think. Would surely be there otherwise.

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    Never watched any of them. From what I've seen in the first 20 minutes, the Academy Award Best Picture about the slave dude should have a slot in there. Utter tripe thus far. Certainly an Oprah fat-ass pick of the year..............

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    I downloaded White House Down.... But never watched it. Based on this list I shall reclaim some hard drive! Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by toslti View Post
    I downloaded White House Down.... But never watched it. Based on this list I shall reclaim some hard drive! Thanks
    It's not that bad.

    The main problem is some people believe that movie is "pro Obama" because the actor playing the president is black. Beside that, it's a very average yet entertaining movie you can watch if you have nothing better to do ... or you can delete if you need the storage space.

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    I saw The Last Stand on an airplane and again on TV last week, I thought it was ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    'The Fifth Estate'
    it was crap, and the lead actor had this very annoying accent to imitate Assange speech pattern, it was barely watchable

    crap execution, boring story, portrayed Assange as a creepy freak, which he is probably anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Why isnt 47 Ronin on the list? It lost the most money of all last year.
    I watched it - don't bother, overdone and predictable.

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    Add..

    The Family 2013 Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones, Dianna Agron, and John D'Leo

    The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard.

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    Robert Dinero has become a yes man and ruined his rep. Has he turned anything down in recent years? Must be in debt.

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    That one was fun to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hojopotatoes View Post
    Add..

    The Family 2013 Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones, Dianna Agron, and John D'Leo

    The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard.

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    Robert Dinero has become a yes man and ruined his rep. Has he turned anything down in recent years? Must be in debt.
    If you think he was bad in that, watch "Last Vegas"!

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