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    The crap you can find on the net

    While searching the net for some info on a band I came across this wonderful little site which I couldn't resist having a look at.

    Apparently listening to certain music will turn you into a homosexual. This includes King Crimson, Frank Sinatra & Bob Dylan.

    All is not lost though as there is also a list of bands that will keep you and your children pure such as Cheap Trick, Cyndi Lauper & Blondie.

    Donnie Davies the sites owner is happy to be informed of other bands that might make either list.

    God Hates Fags! Love Gods Way!

    God Hates Fags! Love Gods Way!


    One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.
    There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
    We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
    We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
    Bands to watch out for

    Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism)
    Ween (Rainbow)
    Lil'Wayne
    P!nK (gay family)
    The Black Keys
    Coldplay
    SlipKnot (make-up)
    RadioHead
    Michael Jackson
    Justin Bieber (gay bullying)
    Boredoms
    School of Seven Bells (gay twins)
    Jason Mraz
    Jonas Brothers
    Rilo Kiley
    Death Cab for Cutie
    Sarah McLachlan
    George Strait
    Cold War Kids
    Toby Keith (cowboy)
    P-Diddy
    Black People
    Vampire Weekend
    King Crimson
    Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
    Bob Dylan
    Fleet Foxes
    Sigur Ros (nudists)
    Twisted Sister
    The Spores (endorse suicide)
    Scissor Sisters
    Turbonegro
    Rufus Wainwright
    Merzbau
    Ravi Shankar
    The Butchies (lizbians)
    Wilco
    Bjork (mb)
    Tech N9ne
    Ghostface Killah
    Bobby Conn
    Morton Subotnik
    Cole Porter
    The String Cheese Incident
    Eagles of Death Metal
    Polyphonic Spree
    The Faint
    Interpol
    Twisted Sister (jj)
    Tegan and Sara
    Erasure
    The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
    Le Tigre
    Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
    The Gossip
    The Magnetic Fields
    The Doors
    Phish
    Queen
    The Strokes
    Morrissey(?questionable?)
    Metallica

    Judas Priest
    The Village People
    The Secret Handshake
    The Rolling Stones
    David Bowie
    Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    Man or Astroman
    Richard Cheese
    Jay-Z
    Depeche Mode
    Kansas
    Ani DiFranco
    Fischerspooner
    John Mayer
    George Michael (texan)
    Angel Eyes
    The Indigo Girls
    Velvet Underground
    Madonna
    Elton John
    Barry Manilow
    Indigo Girls
    Melissa Etheridge
    Eminmen
    Nirvana
    Boy George
    Jon Brion
    The Killers
    Lou Reed
    Lil' Wayne
    Motorhead
    Jill Sobule
    Wilson Phillips
    DMX
    Wesley Willis
    Lisa Loeb
    Ted Nugent (loincloth)
    Dogstar
    Thirty Seconds to Mars
    Lil' Kim
    kd lang
    Frank Sinatra
    Hinder
    Nickleback
    Justus Kohncke
    Bob Mould
    Clay Aiken
    Arcade Fire
    Bright Eyes
    Corinne Bailey Rae
    Audioslave
    Red Hot Chili Peppers
    Panic at the Disco
    The Cure (makeup)
    Spin Doctors
    The Deers
    Lindsey Lohan
    The Smiths
    Beck
    Tom Waits
    The Cramps
    Cannibal Corpse
    Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
    Perfect Sin
    The Queers
    NoFx(gay punk)
    Soup Dragons
    Elton John(really gay)

    We understand that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your Child.
    With that understanding, Donnie has created this Powerful tool to help you in your quest to raise a straight child.
    The bands on this list are Safe. They foster Heterosexual desires and stimulate a Christian mode of thought. If you have any questions or suggestions for other safe bands please email us.

    Safe Bands Email

    Safe Music:

    Cyndi Lauper
    Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher)
    The Right Brothers (bush was right!)
    Dresden Dolls
    UnderOath
    Blondie**
    Creed
    Falling Up
    Flyleaf
    Sandi Patti
    Disciple
    P.O.D
    Evanescence
    By The Tree
    Michael W. Smith
    Jars of Clay
    DC Talk
    Danielson
    Cheap Trick

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    thanks I'd wondered what caused it

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    Cheap Trick.

    Safe music, naturally.

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    Phew! I don't like any of those bands, I'm as straight as an arrow, so I'll carry on listening to me Bronski Beat, Erasure and Best of Marc Almond CDs, in safety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Phew! I don't like any of those bands, I'm as straight as an arrow, so I'll carry on listening to me Bronski Beat, Erasure and Best of Marc Almond CDs, in safety.
    I'll pray for you, Brother...

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    My cousin "Billy" was born in 1959,and is a raving Queen, he was bent from birth, long before this music list was compiled. So what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    My cousin "Billy" was born in 1959,and is a raving Queen, he was bent from birth, long before this music list was compiled. So what happened.
    Audiokinesis and Time travel proved at last,Wasabi your hot stuff

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    Sensational, are you sure it's not a piss take?

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