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    Help me play computer games, please

    Hi,

    I'm in a world of fucking pain. It feels like there's a peasant living in my head.

    I wish to evict this peasant by way of spending the day playing computer games.

    I have downloaded (stolen, unscrupulously, if you like) one such game and upon trying to boot the fucker up, it's barking orders at me to insert a serial code.

    Where is this code?

    I want this code!

    I NEED THIS FUCKING CODE!

    Yours,

    Slap

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    crack .................

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    Usually in what you downloaded there will be a folder called serial, read me, crack, key gen or such.

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    quite possibly one called readme also .................

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    Thanks gents - i'll check..

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    Slapper.

    Don't you have any computer literate 10 year olds living nearby or are they all at borstal?

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    best answer yet

    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    computer literate 10 year olds

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    you will get the serial from the keygen

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    Suffer Slapper.

    You've got great beer and food so you don't deserve fuck all else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    you will get the serial from the keygen
    along with a few nasties if you are unlucky ....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Don't you have any computer literate 10 year olds living nearby or are they all at borstal?
    No - just me, and I'm clearly a TWAT!

    I've just followed 'instructions' on how to get the code. It doesn't work and I'm 4.50 out of fucking phone credit.

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    What game is it ?

    put the link to where you nicked it from on here. I will have a look

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    Pro Cycling Manager 2013 Tour de France Full Game


    Do as you will, chaps....

    Green blobbage imminent.

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    Read the comments next time you downloads somethin ya Plonker

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    Fake. It's a survey. Don't download.

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    Slapper likes managing men in Lycra 555555555

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    PS : Welcome to torrents slap

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    What a complete fuck up of a morning.

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    Here you go Slapper

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    Hahaha...
    Suffer in ya Jocks ya well fed bastard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Hahaha... Suffer in ya Jocks ya well fed bastard...
    Well put sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Suffer in ya Jocks ya well fed bastard...
    I have a large bottle of Leffe in the fridge. I'm thinking about injecting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    you will get the serial from the keygen
    And a few good viruses as well, probably. Oh, I see Mid gave the same advice.

    Now all we have to do is find the cure.


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    Pass code is mines a few pints.
    Just cheat and watch the ending here CAUTION SPOILER BELOW.
    Stolen Walkthrough Game Video Walkthroughs.
    My advice head to the nearest pub for de stressing purposes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Now all we have to do is find the cure.
    Prevention is much better than a cure

    System Restore .

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    No - just me, and I'm clearly a TWAT!
    My suspicions have been aroused

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