Here's a strange one...

[Jools]

[Albert Shagnastier]

She looks like she's enjoying it - that's why the dude looks gutted.

Out-pimped by a dog.

[Pragmatic]

My wife wants to know if the dog's for sale?

[r1 pet]

looking at that picture reminded me of a building job i was doing for a verry nasty woman,
she beckond me over with her finger, putting up her hand, told me to wait till she had finished talking to a friend,
she stood there feet apart, hands on hip, ime feeling a bit put out,
when her dog came up behind her and shoved his big wet nose right into her crack,
she arched forward clamping the dogs head in her tight skirt and between her legs,
proceeded to run around the garden with the dogs front paws off the ground
screaming get this bucking dog off me, her fine breeding forgotten.