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    Misheard Lyrics

    The Corrs - Go on, Go on, leave me breakfast:


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    Last edited by Rural Surin; 02-06-2013 at 06:00 PM. Reason: What some?

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    Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love - Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove:


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    Van Halen: Panama - Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag:


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    Alanis Morrisette- Cross eyed bear.


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    Used to have an Egyptian wannabe Tom Jones/Englebert Humperdinck lookalike here in the sandpit. He used to do an hilarious version of "Strained Juice in the night".


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    The Clash - Rock the Cat Box


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    Standing on your moma's Porsche... that 'Boys Of Summer' track.

    Mull of Kintyre oh me strolling in from the Sea.. sIR pAUL mACCKA

    This is a song for the broken hearted, that sat down to shit but only farted. Bon Jovi
    not misheard exactly , just improved

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    Achy breaky heart, it's really:

    Don't smell my fart, my egg and bacon fart, I just don't think you understand.

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    Bob Dylan - The Ants are My Friends


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    btw. Misheard lyrics are called 'Mondogreens'.

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    Jimi Hendrix - Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.


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    Bonnie Tyler - It's a Hard Egg.


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    J. Geils Band - My anus is the centre hole.


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    Quote Originally Posted by palexxxx
    Bob Dylan - The Ants are My Friends

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    Bob Marley-


    Cause if you don't come

    I'm gonna go looking

    For a penis.


    Last edited by pickel; 03-06-2013 at 12:34 AM.

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    The Corrs:

    Did you have to, did you have to, did you have to smell your finger.

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    Manfred Man

    Blinded by the light.

    Wrapped up like a douching of a runner in the night.


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