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    50 Worst Songs

    Run for Your Life! It’s the 50 Worst Songs Ever! Article on Blender :: The Ultimate Guide to Music and More

    Pretty funny stuff.

    This comment about that stupid "Breakfast at Tiffany's" song is great:
    "Has there ever been a more boring line in a song than 'And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it?'"


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    Obla dee obla da by those crap bastards the Beetles takes all of the top 50 positions in my list of 50 worst songs.

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    Transfusion by Nervous Norvus

    Here are the lyrics:



    ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Tooling down the hightway doing 79
    I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine
    Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign-
    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
    Transfusion transfusion
    I'm just a solid mess of contusions
    Never never never gonna speed again
    Slip the blood to me Bud

    I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine
    I gotta make a date with that chick of mine
    I cross the center line man you gotta make time-
    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
    Transfusion transfusion
    Oh man I got the cotton pickin convolutions
    Never never never gonna speed again
    Shoot the juice to me Bruce

    My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
    But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head
    I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead-
    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
    Transfusion transfusion
    My red corpsuckles (sic) are in mass confusion
    Never never never gonna speed again
    Pass the crimson to me Jimson

    I took a little drink and I'm feelin right
    I can fly right over everything everything in sight
    There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right-
    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
    Transfusion transfusion
    I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion
    I'ma never never never gonna speed again
    Pass the claret to me Barrett

    A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day
    Oh when you see me coming better start to pray
    I'ma cuttin up the road and I'm the boss all the way-
    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
    Transfusion transfusion
    Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion
    I'm never never never gonna speed again
    Pump the fluid in me Louie

    I'm burning up the highway early this morn
    I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn
    Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn-
    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
    Transfusion transfusion
    Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution
    I'm never never never gonna speed again
    Put a gallon in me Alan

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    "tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree". it makes me itch

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    At number 51 in my list is 'Hi Ho Silver Lining'....I do have a copy which I use as an emetic.

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    Wink Martindale - Deck of Cards

    Patrick MacNee and Honor Blackman - Kinky Boots

    Any Country and Western record

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    CÉLINE DION
    “My Heart Will Go On” 1998

    And on and on and on…

    Lop off all but the first 20 seconds of this monster ballad, and it still merits a slot on this list for the unconscionable crime of adding pan-flute solos to the pop lexicon. But it doesn’t stop there: With a voice full of ornamental quivers and trembles, Canadian dynamo Céline Dion pushes arena-size schmaltz into the red, first cutting her syllables preciously short, then strangling each one out. Never has a song about all-consuming love sounded so trivial and been so inescapable — it powered the Titanic soundtrack to a year-topping 10 million copies sold, and made millions more pray that an iceberg would somehow hit Dion.

    That piece of shit should be number one. Perhaps it was the real impetus of the 9/11 attacks
    They champion falsehood, support the butcher against the victim, the oppressor against the innocent child. May God mete them the punishment they deserve

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    "26
    THE DOORS
    “The End” 1967
    The most pretentious rock star’s most pretentious song

    Bombastic? Lugubrious? Sounds like it was recorded in a large metal shipping container and mixed by drunks? It must be a Doors song! Painful in so many ways, “The End,” for starters, has none. (OK, it’s 11 minutes and 45 seconds long.) Over anemic jazz noodling, Jim Morrison intones lyrics that would make the kid wearing the pentagram T-shirt in the back row of homeroom blush with shame. For example: “Father…I want to kill you/Mother…I want to unh-grblgrauauauauaugh!” """

    The Doors rule man. This honkey is talkin jive.

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    ^These lists always have to have a 'controversial' choice, like having 'OK Computer' in the worst 50 albums.

    Who can forget the use of 'The End' in the film 'Platoon'....It is seared on my memory as if I had watched it yesterday....Charlie Sheen leaving on one of Robert Duvall's helicopters as William Dafoe fell to the ground cursing Robert DeNiro who was on his way to play Russian Roulette with Adam Sandler on Hamburger Hill to win the right to run the Corleone family business. Magic memories.
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    How can they say "Barbie Doll" by Aqua is bad, this song is a classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo View Post
    ^These lists always have to have a 'controversial' choice, like having 'OK Computer' in the worst 50 albums.

    Who can forget the use of 'The End' in the film 'Platoon'....It is seared on my memory as if I had watched it yesterday....Charlie Sheen leaving on one of Robert Duvall's helicopters as William Dafoe fell to the ground cursing Robert DeNiro who was on his way to play Russian Roulette with Adam Sandler on Hamburger Hill to win the right to run the Corleone family business. Magic memories.
    Good film... but all you are waiting for is to see the mysterious Captain .....



    But boy is it worth the wait....

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