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    The 5 Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

    We've got the top 5, so let's try the bottom five.

    What was/were the worst movie you've ever seen?


    Why? Script, dialogue, acting, plot, etc?

    Was this movie so bad that you just had to see it?

    Was it so bad that it made you laugh?


    Over to you folks....
    ............

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    ^Where's yours?

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    Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - attempted to watch it twice, but never got past the first 20 minutes before falling asleep.

    American Pie III - after the first two this was a real disappointment, although there were more tits in it.

    Deuce Bigalow European Gigalo - very lame sequel

    For the last two i will pick any 2 movies based on a video game

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    It's a blatant attempt to get a century thread going.
    I advise everybody to ignore this one.


    actually, I'm just popping over to the best 5 movies thread.
    slimboy's choices wouldn't be a bad offering on this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post


    actually, I'm just popping over to the best 5 movies thread.
    slimboy's choices wouldn't be a bad offering on this thread.
    i dont know why you are gunning for me on this issue - other members also named some of the same movies as me.

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    The "Highlander" sequals were prety bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    i dont know why you are gunning for me on this issue - other members also named some of the same movies as me.
    I'm quite sure that you are the only one to choose "Bill and Ted"...

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    Actually, this will take a bit of thought.
    there are plenty of lous movies out there.
    some were just downright disappointing given the hype.

    I have only walked out of the cinema on one occasion in my life.

    'Mission Impossible'.... so that has to be in my list.
    I dare say numbers 2 and 3 were just as bad but I haven't seen them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    i dont know why you are gunning for me on this issue - other members also named some of the same movies as me.
    I'm quite sure that you are the only one to choose "Bill and Ted"...
    not true.

    http://teakdoor.com/the-captains-lou...tml#post236129

    although the rest of the Moogs choices were a bit suspect too

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    Also 'The Matrix Reloaded'.
    I loved the first one and was really looking forward to the sequel... a major disappointment.

    1. Mission impossible
    2. The Matrix re-loaded
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    The Passion of the Christ.

    This would be the very worst movie that I have ever seen.For one, it was all in Hebrew,with sub-titles.Secondly,it was a re hash of a story that has been made a zillion fcuking times....

    And most importantly,I had to sit through the fcuking thing so as not to be rude to a couple of my wifes friends...Christion ones FFS!

    The wife was given tickets and asked me if I would go along.Normally I would have said something like "no dear, you pop along with your mates and then you can pick me up from "best Bar" on Loy kro after the movie(But call first!!)

    She wanted to make a good show with her mates,so I toddled along like a good husband.

    It was also the most over dramatised piece of crap that I have ever seen.I mean,one scene where they nailed that bloke to the cross was about 15 min of groaning...and not the type of groaning that you normally like to hear!!!!

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    ^
    I like it.
    I've watched it many times.

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    oh FFS,you have to be joking????????

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    watching the latest X-Men movie in Thai at a cinema in Ubon Ratchathani was one of the lowpoints of my movie going experiences.

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    ^^
    Not at all.
    It's brutal and historically accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    watching the latest X-Men movie in Thai at a cinema in Ubon Ratchathani was one of the lowpoints of my movie going experiences.
    the X men wouldn't be far off.
    good call slimboy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    historically accurate.

    i thought it had Jesus in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    It's brutal and historically accurate.
    save that shit for issues.
    Historically accurate, or not, it was a crap over the top torture movie and should have been show in seedy little back-room peep hole type places. Shittiest movie ever fuckin made.

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    ^
    Run out of coffee Frankie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    ^^
    Not at all.
    It's brutal and historically accurate.
    To me it's like seeing a movie after you have read the book ten times.In fact it's worse.You know the story line back to front.had that shite drummed into me as a lad.Saw countless movies and TV about the same thing.If you know the story line like the back of your hand,then what is the point of watching the movie.If you want brutal,then watch Clockworkorange.

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    Any Harry Potter movie.
    Any charlie's Angels movie.
    Ocean's Eleven.
    Collateral.
    Garfield (not that I have actually seen it, but it will certainly be the worst if I do).

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    Maybe the next thread will be the Worst 5 movies that you have never seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Any Harry Potter movie.
    totally disagree.


    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Any charlie's Angels movie.
    totally agree.

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    BTW.
    don't we have a multi media forum in here somewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    BTW.
    don't we have a multi media forum in here somewhere?
    can't you can use your super powers to move the thread there?

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