The 5 Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

[Gerbil]

1. The Colour Purple - Utter Shite.
2. Anything with 'Hugh Grant' - Complete cnut.
3. Any America Football movie (Except The Last Boy Scout, which was pretty good)
4. Anything with 'Julia Roberts' - Useless, talentless waste of space.
5. Most french films and *All* german and Swedish films.

[Roc]

This thread is fantastic,I don't want leave my computer!!

[ChiangMai noon]

4. Anything with 'Julia Roberts' - Useless, talentless waste of space.

Erin Brokovich (sp) was excellent.
Quite liked Pretty woman too.

And Milky.
Why would you have watched Gigli?
all the early reviews were saying it was utter shite.

I'm struggling with this one because I tend to avoid the ones that you know are going to be awful.

[ChiangMai noon]

This thread is fantastic,I don't want leave my computer!!

goodo.
sex off the brain for a while eh Roc??

BTW.

the very worst film I have ever seen that I can think of right now was the Drew Barrymore one..."Never been kissed"

so that's....

1. Mission Impossible
2. Matrix re-loaded
3. Never been kissed
4.
5.

[Butterfly]

Erin Brokovich

yeah I liked her in that one and in Ocean 12, but can't stand the bitch otherwise, good actress though.

Any America Football movie

I would agree except for "Any Given Sunday" with Al Pacino, a must see, 3 hours, a bit long but intense.

[RDN]

1. The Colour Purple - Utter Shite.
2. Anything with 'Hugh Grant' - Complete cnut.
3. Any America Football movie (Except The Last Boy Scout, which was pretty good)
4. Anything with 'Julia Roberts' - Useless, talentless waste of space.
5. Most french films and *All* german and Swedish films.

"Notting Hill" - excellent. Had both Grant and Roberts in it. Perfect.

[Hootad Binky]

The Passion of the Christ.

Did you see The Passion of the Jew (Southpark). Satire, to say the least.

Worst Films

1. Smokey and the Bandit II
2. Convoy (with hit soundtrack by TJ MCall!)
3. Charlie's Angels II
4. The Jogger
5. Happy Feet

[RandomChances]

Waterworld:Costner should have been shot for making this one....

most under rated movie of all time.
superb stuff.

Yea I thought it was ok as well, did'nt deserve all the stick it got

[barbaro]

And Milky.
Why would you have watched Gigli?
all the early reviews were saying it was utter shite.

I'm struggling with this one because I tend to avoid the ones that you know are going to be awful.

CMN,

I honestly watched this movie because it was one of the rare, "so bad you've go to see it."

The dialogue was so bad you feel and even see Affleck and Lopez Laughing it off.

Ben Afflect as a street tough, F-Word gangster.

The start of the movie has Afflect talking to the inside of a dryer at a laundromat: Get f*ck out of there.

I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to see a movie so bad, that it will make you laugh.

[Butterfly]

"Little Man"

that was pretty bad, though funny at times

[bkkmadness]

Oh no Icy! Borat & Jackass 1 & 2 were hilarious!

Shit, just wrote out a load of good films and realised this was the wrong thread.

[RDN]

Any movie with this guy in it:



Matt Frewer - mumbling, inaudible twat.

[bustak]

2. Anything with 'Hugh Grant' - Complete cnut.

what about About a Boy (2002)?

I love that movie! A bunch of lovable/disfunctional people!

[Little Chuchok]

Any movie with this guy in it:



Matt Frewer - mumbling, inaudible twat.

Maxheadroom...Now that was a laugh.

[Begbie]

National Treasure..now that was excruiatingly bad.
The Postman...dumb dee dumb dumb dumb dumb
Grease..and most other Travolta movies including that scientology aliens disaster whose name escapes me.
Troy..a gay Brad Pitt, thats got to be the end of his career.
Mission Impossible II
Any Star Trek movie

[ChiangMai noon]

Grease..and most other Travolta movies including that scientology aliens disaster whose name escapes me.

How dare you?

[Butterfly]

I quite liked that Scientology Space alien movie, can't remember the name either.

[ChiangMai noon]

clue....

It started with a P..

By the way 'Grease' nearly made my top 5.
I doubt if there is a single movie I have watched more times.

[slimboyfat]

I doubt if there is a single movie I have watched more times.

me too.

apart from the bloody Barney movie.


Grease 2 was really awful though

[Butterfly]

I think "Torque" and that other movie with Stallone about Formula 1 (or was it Indy 500) are probably at the top of the list when it comes to bad movies

[Marmite the Dog]

I see there is a Garfield 2...

[friscofrankie]

By the way 'Grease' nearly made my top 5. I doubt if there is a single movie I have watched more times.

This explains a lot...

[danbo]

Way out in front without a scintilla of a doubt is....

Ocean's Twelve - Nothing more than a bunch of multi-millionaire-legend-in-their-own-lunchtime-gits laughing, yes laughing, with contempt at the stupid fools who parted with money to purchase a ticket....I saw this on Christmas Day in CM and let me tell you I was not a happy man - It was only the immutable laws of physics that stopped me transporting myself back in time to the film set and showering the whole bunch of them with a bucket of clown excrement....That's not to say I didn't try....I had the bucket of crap, but had a bit of trouble with the time machine.

After Ocean's Twelve every other film shines, but in the spirit of the thread:

2. The Day After Tomorrow - What the bloody hell was this about?
3. Deja Vu - What the bloody hell was this about?
4. Exorcist 2 - What the bloody hell was this about?
5. The Thin Red Line - What the bloody hell was this about?

[ChiangMai noon]

Gracious.
i was sure you were dead Danbo.

I had a vision, well more of a strange thought than a vision, as I was walking up aisle 17 in Tesco lotus looking for cat food.

[Begbie]

clue....

It started with a P..

By the way 'Grease' nearly made my top 5.
I doubt if there is a single movie I have watched more times.

Grease is the word eh...sad stuff.

Some movies are so bad you've got to watch them again to make sure you weren't imagining it.