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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Didn't bother will all that bread
    Well no...it looks like a used Elastoplast.

    The post-it notes are a classy touch.

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    No mention of Kingfisher Sid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Well no...it looks like a used Elastoplast.

    The post-it notes are a classy touch.
    Bread was freshly cooked naam bread. Nowt wroung with it.

    The psot it notes were indeed classy. Reason being there was a young family there and the children were unsure of the food and were reticent. The Bengali own thought for a moment then then pulled out the post it notes with explanations of heat and content. I'd say that was a classy act indeed consider they usually don't give a fuck. #

    Anyway - 10.50 .Ain't the bloody ritz or one of those shit holes other posters take pictures of presenting them like the emporers new cloths. Only surprise was that snubb was not raiding the bins out the back.
    Originally Posted by bsnub "No wonder I drive a tesla"

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    ^ Dick.

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    Jokes on you cock sucker - visited that bad boy three times. Needed an epidural for the shite I did.

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    Shreddies

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    I admire how you took the time to match your gay as fuck place mats with your gay as fuck breakfast cereal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    I admire how you took the time to match your gay as fuck place mats with your gay as fuck breakfast cereal.
    It's all about the art, isn't it? Hopefully though there was a practical benefit involved in that the shredded wheat finally firmed up his bowels...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    It's all about the art, isn't it? Hopefully though there was a practical benefit involved in that the shredded wheat finally firmed up his bowels...

    According to the messages written on the toilet door in Bozytown, he's toight as a toiger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    the messages written on the toilet door in Bozytown, he's toight as a toiger.
    How would you know that?

    Are you this Slack Harris bloke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    How would you know that?

    Are you this Slack Harris bloke?
    Not me buddy. I was a volunteer paramedic for a while and we had a call there. Some black murkin called Ray was suffocating having got 20 rent boys to fill his gimp mask up with jizz. It solidified and we have to chip it off him with a lady boy's stiletto. Needed a piss and saw it then. Managed to take a picture of course.


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    ^ Echoes of last years Xmas do.








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    Farking hell - gayray spunk filled gimp mask again? Ho ho ho lol

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    Pair of wronguns

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    Decided to jump on the Blueberry bandwagon.



    They're very tasty.


    Though didn't get much before it was nicked.


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    Uhhh ohh looks like your mums in town. Either that of you've started hanging out with Garth


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    You know what it's like, ask Santa for Tia Carrera, get Garth Algar. :/

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    I'll quickly check on Craigslist and see is she can be identified.

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    Ham sausage frittata this morning. With sauteed onions, oregano, ground cumin seeds, garlic, black pepper, two eggs and vintage cheese. All allowed under a keto diet.

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    ^ no toast?

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    Maybe later Luigi, thick with salted butter and vegemite...a keto fail though.
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    ^ no toast?

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    Keto diet here I come

    My shits are a nice shade of puple but, by the way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Keto diet
    150kg come May.


    Listen to Lulu bud.

    Get off yer fat arse, start doing 10km in the park every morning.
    Eat less of whatever you want.
    Alcohol at weekends only.


    #doitproperly
    #belikelulu

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