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    You two need to share some profiteroles


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    ^There's enough for 3 or even 4 salad dodgers there.

    BTW, how's the diet going

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post

    BTW, how's the diet going
    The current establishments have double doors so the Mobility Scooter can ride directly to the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    There's enough for 3 or even 4 salad dodgers there.
    The wife tried a bit




    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    how's the diet going
    Its a 4 letter word at the moment, still hobbling along on my ankle but managed to get in a round of golf with a friend at that pitch and putt.

    We were on the green of the first hole when this old German/ Scandinavian guy about 80 starts clapping his hands and screaming something at us from the tee off place.

    I hit my ball out of bounds and lost it behind the net to the right on the second hole, so wasnt in the best of moods when we decided to let him go past us.

    The cheeky old bastard decided to stop and give us a lecture on his way past about it being a professional sport, so I told him to fuck off and keep walking. The old fucker had pinged his ball straight onto the green too

    I felt quite bad after... was i in the wrong?

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    Golf etiquette old chap, golf etiquette.
    Need brush up on it ye uncultured yob.
    Bet you were wearing a Man Utd shirt as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I felt quite bad after... was i in the wrong?
    Fuking pussy, next time bring a towel and get one of the wenches to drape it over hole 2 so the fuker knows what it feels like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The cheeky old bastard decided to stop and give us a lecture on his way past about it being a professional sport, so I told him to fuck off and keep walking. The old fucker had pinged his ball straight onto the green too

    I felt quite bad after... was i in the wrong?
    No you weren't in the wrong so don't feel bad, it was a German after all .

    Seriously though, that's very much a beginners course where people who've never played the game can have a bash and some fun. If Boxenkopf wants to play serious golf, he should be on a serious golf course where the typical player is experienced and knows golf etiquette.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    You two need to share some profiteroles

    I think I love you, Dil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    a mug along side.
    I see Lulu's helpful mod has again removed any comments that Lulu doesn't like to be seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The wife tried a bit






    Its a 4 letter word at the moment, still hobbling along on my ankle but managed to get in a round of golf with a friend at that pitch and putt.

    We were on the green of the first hole when this old German/ Scandinavian guy about 80 starts clapping his hands and screaming something at us from the tee off place.

    I hit my ball out of bounds and lost it behind the net to the right on the second hole, so wasnt in the best of moods when we decided to let him go past us.

    The cheeky old bastard decided to stop and give us a lecture on his way past about it being a professional sport, so I told him to fuck off and keep walking. The old fucker had pinged his ball straight onto the green too

    I felt quite bad after... was i in the wrong?
    Stroller plays golf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I see Lulu's helpful mod has again removed any comments that Lulu doesn't like to be seen.
    You're a genuine fucking wrong un, you are.

    Just skipped by, before I went to bed after a few, and Luigi's still playing you as well as he ever does.

    Have a day off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I see Lulu's helpful mod has again removed any comments that Lulu doesn't like to be seen.
    Looks like your full page of Lulutardation was moved from the breakfast thread to your Lulutard thread in the Dog House.

    You methhead moron.

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    Light n easy midday Saturday


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    ^ Did you fry or microwave the Bacon?

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    steamed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Looks like your full page of Lulutardation was moved from the breakfast thread to your Lulutard thread in the Dog House.

    You methhead moron.
    The comment he gave me with the red for my post is why you're always gonna have him on toast.

    Maanam, take a lot at my good pal, Chitty, for how to give it out and take it (even though he speaks with a funny accent).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    steamed
    WTF?.

    Red sent and abusive PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    WTF?.
    I expected Dense Dave The Newbie to believe that, not his little newbie sidekick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    I expected Dense Dave The Newbie to believe that, not his little newbie sidekick.
    oh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post


    Yep...
    Seems to be the fashion here.
    You are what you eat.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    You are what you eat.
    why don't you post up pictures of what you eat?

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    ^I think he just did, see the last line of his post

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    why don't you post up pictures of what you eat?
    Because he's a moronic tosser who can barely string a coherent sentence together at the best of times.

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