Thread: Mushroom omeletes.

Bloody marvellous. Eat one, and the world once again spins and wobbles and you don't fall off.

Ingredients.

Mushrooms. A lot.
Eggs. 2.
Oil. No.
Green leaves.

How to cook.
Employ a shady cook who wont spoil the broth.

To serve.
In the pan, garnished with green leaves.

I just finished one.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

I just finished one.

Kicked in yet?

lake toba,sumatra 1987
fly,magic,fly

Edale, late seventies. Intended to walk north and do the Pennine Way. Ended up watching the grass move and being fed by the local vicar. Damn fine folk.

Magic mushooms?
Must grow here in the buffalo turd fields?

ahh the green leaves omlette, surely not a true mush omlette?

Originally Posted by sunsetter

ahh the green leaves omlette, surely not a true mush omlette?

Garnished with a sprig of Thai basil.

Originally Posted by phomsanuk

Must grow here in the buffalo turd fields?

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Myth.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by phomsanuk

Must grow here in the buffalo turd fields?

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Myth.

Yep, they prefer horse shit.
Fuck me watch out for that dragon with a goldfish's head!
It's coming this way.

Seriously, trick to a great omlette is in the beating of the egg.
I don't beat them, I put them in a sealed tupperware container and shake them.
Then straight in the pan, no delay.
Perfect.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Myth

Then why is the local name of this mushroom "Hed Kee Khwai"?

Years ago my son tried your mushroom omelette and used the wrong mushrooms and was very sick and thought he was dying.

Originally Posted by oldgit

Years ago my son tried your mushroom omelette and used the wrong mushrooms and was very sick and thought he was dying.

Not dying, flying!
Through the land of the grey and pink where only boy scout stop to think.

One thing to try with a mushroom omelette, a boiled egg, crumbled up and scattered with the mushrooms and maybe a little cheese. Sounds odd putting egg in an omelette, but it really works. Another aside is whilst it's in the pan, add a spoonful of mayonnaise.

Originally Posted by PAG

One thing to try with a mushroom omelette, a boiled egg, crumbled up and scattered with the mushrooms and maybe a little cheese. Sounds odd putting egg in an omelette, but it really works. Another aside is whilst it's in the pan, add a spoonful of mayonnaise.

Not sure about the Mahon, sometimes add a splash of cream.

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Originally Posted by PAG

One thing to try with a mushroom omelette, a boiled egg, crumbled up and scattered with the mushrooms and maybe a little cheese. Sounds odd putting egg in an omelette, but it really works. Another aside is whilst it's in the pan, add a spoonful of mayonnaise.

Not sure about the Mahon, sometimes add a splash of cream.

It's a Russian thing, lot's of boiled eggs and mayonnaise. Usually works, though cream is always a more than adequate addition.

Het khee kwai and het khee wua, grow in buffallo shit 2 or 3 days after it rains.

Look out for those.
Liberty caps?

a common breakfast wen I was in Bali '05. A lot nicer than mushie brew that tastes like mud.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

a common breakfast wen I was in Bali '05. A lot nicer than mushie brew that tastes like mud.

I've heard that they are still common in Bali...

Yep, be careful,

drug dealer from Amsterdam (accidental friend) picked a bunch with his Thai mates.

They ended up with black lips, foaming at the mouth, and one girl ended up in cardiac arrest, luckily in hospital.

Their recollection was, "Wow". Doctor's view, they are lucky to be alive.