Thread: sTroller smokes and cooks a pizza

At first glance, I thought the meat was sitting on an extremely white hairy arm. Until I realised it was a table.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Until I realised it was a table.

You sure? Looks like pubic hair to me, wonder what it looked like before they took the condom off it?

free spiff

Originally Posted by blackgang

Looks like pubic hair to me

So ya eyesight is gone as well, almost makes me feel sorry for ya.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

You're actually being held for this:

Abusive comments all over the place and dummy spitting

and this:

Continual Slagfest

The first one was supposed to be for 5 days, have you learned to read in jungle-school, ant?
The second one, hmm -remind me who the slagfest was with?


AntRobertson
Offence; Inability not to respond to any single post without a full blown wordy thesis.
Willful destruction of the English language.
Generally uncouth behaviour.
Offence; Continual Slagfest

so there is no excuse to continue to hold me as a political prisoner on that front.

AA's paranoia's spreading!

Oh dear, did I forget to add a smilie?

Spiff/Stroller

The worst thing that ever happened to Teak Door.

Imagine where it might be without that scourge.

Originally Posted by stroller

How convenient, I have been jailed through a few rules changes.


Anyway, I am doing the thread, so there is no excuse to continue to hold me as a political prisoner on that front.

.

your view of reality is always fascinating, sTroller

Originally Posted by baldrick

free spiff

second that

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by baldrick

free spiff

second that

Would anyone pay for him ?

Ok, on with the show.

Grease the tray with butter, spread yer pizza dough, add a layer of tomato paste, followed by thinly sliced bits of smoked meat, fresh tomato slices and finally, in the absence of real cheese, one of these processed slices from tesco's will do:


Load it into a pot at 2-3" distance from the bottom (use your creativity to find a suitable support) and turn the heat on medium/low. Who needs a ferking oven?


25 minutes later:

The missus was impressed, better than the pizza she gets from the night-market.


Next up will be a Northern snack, "Toon Maeng Man".

Really impressive and so easy!

Originally Posted by stroller

The second one, hmm -remind me who the slagfest was with?

Err, and that matters why? So you picked-up where you left off with your spite, stalking and bitter little online vendetta with a new login after the old one was jailed - something else that's verboten on here - and that somehow mitigates things for you. Is there anything that has ever happened to you in all your entire life that you do take any responsibility for, sTroller/spiff? Anything at all??

have you learned to read in jungle-school, ant?

Love it when the literalist Yerman tries to give me English lessons!

Can we stop this shitfest, Strollers contributing a decent food thread

Looks real good that stroller Thanks

A decent food thread? Oh well, suppose I should forgive him the racist comments, insinuations of pedophilia with my infant sons, and multi-login persecuting of his bitter little grudges then.

After all, wouldn't want to disrupt a decent food thread.

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Strollers contributing a decent food thread

or an ordinary one, just to get out of jail.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Strollers contributing a decent food thread

or an ordinary one, just to get out of jail.

... months after he was actually jailed and only after his other login that he created to avoid jail and doing such a thread in the first place was also jailed for much the same thing as the original one.

And all of the foregoing notwithstanding it is actually a pretty ordinary thread.

Processed cheese?

My finger is on the red rep button.

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Can we stop this shitfest, Strollers contributing a decent food thread

Looks real good that stroller Thanks

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

A decent food thread? Oh well, suppose I should forgive him the racist comments, insinuations of pedophilia with my infant sons, and multi-login persecuting of his bitter little grudges then.

After all, wouldn't want to disrupt a decent food thread.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Strollers contributing a decent food thread

or an ordinary one, just to get out of jail.

Fokin hell guys, I was being SARCASTIC

I'll use this next time

I kne you would bite Ant

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Strollers contributing a decent food thread

or an ordinary one, just to get out of jail.

... months after he was actually jailed and only after his other login that he created to avoid jail and doing such a thread in the first place was also jailed for much the same thing as the original one.

And all of the foregoing notwithstanding it is actually a pretty ordinary thread.

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Fokin hell guys, I was being SARCASTIC

I'll use this next time

I kne you would bite Ant

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Oops!

Are you, again, telling admin what the rules were supposed to have been, ant?

And disrupting my food thread with your bickering, not that it matters since it's in MKP at the moment.
But forgot already what you are jailed for?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

AA got out for a funny thread, momo has been kept incarcerated.

Yeah, but then momo, or rather aijin, was not given the option to get out with a decent thread. By contrast, Smeg and Scampy were released without a thread. More rule-breaking for Ant to get worked up over, maybe he should consider suing admin for it.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

or an ordinary one, just to get out of jail.

Oh, are there certain quality standards to be met now, Mister non-moderator?

Stroller I put my heart and soul in my thread.

Why bother? I will take it somewhere else.

Bastards here are not worth the trouble.

Enjoy here viva la Subzerosiam!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

... months after he was actually jailed

There was no such 'rule' when stroller was jailed, as you well know.

The "waiting for thread" appeared only several months later in the prison records.

Anything else you have difficulties with?
-kindly start your own topic with it, so you'll get it out of your system and don't need to bring it up in various threads twice a week.

Processed cheese. You should be jailed for life.

Originally Posted by stroller

By contrast, Smeg and Scampy were released without a thread. More rule-breaking for Ant to get worked up over, maybe he should consider suing admin for it.

Originally Posted by stroller

Are you, again, telling admin what the rules were supposed to have been, ant?

Originally Posted by stroller

There was no such 'rule' when stroller was jailed, as you well know.

you love the idea of rules, don't you sTroller?
I don't think there are actually any, merely whims of DD

and like any whim, they chop and change with the mood of the progenitor

Originally Posted by stroller

Are you, again, telling admin what the rules were supposed to have been, ant?

No that's your forte, whining about the 'rules' and implementing your own for Issues that you never even followed yourself. Besides which this is what I was referring to:

Anyone caught double nicking will have their old nick jailed and be left only the new one.
Anyone caught evading jail by registering a new nick will have new nick jailed for life.

It's there in the TD links section.

Originally Posted by stroller

There was no such 'rule' when stroller was jailed, as you well know.

The "waiting for thread" appeared only several months later in the prison records.

Perhaps there should be a rule against referring to yourself in the third-person?

kindly start your own topic with it, so you'll get it out of your system and don't need to bring it up in various threads twice a week.

Various threads? It's only this one sTroller. This cynical attempt of yours to have one nick released following the jailing of the last one you created to avoid the jailing of this one in the first instance.

Oh, and it's a pretty piss-poor effort at that.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Various threads? It's only this one sTroller.

Only because you can't post anywhere else at the moment.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I don't think there are actually any, merely whims of DD

Tell the ant about it.