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    Hat trick... Thought the same thing..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Light up a cigarette after your meal then you've got the hatric
    He's been advised already.
    Can't go wrong with the old tried and true - booze and fags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Light up a cigarette after your meal then you've got the hatric
    Did occur to me...as did the quadruple

    Decided to get in bed with a horlicks instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Decided to get in bed with a horlicks [spelling?] instead
    You're in the right place for it.

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    Eat pretty much what you want when you exercise. The whole house is eating "Jay". Not for me no onions, no garlic, no oyster sauce. So Wednesday a childhood favorite shrimp in a basket with home made tarter sauce. Last night a big lasagna to munch on for a few nights..



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    ...what cheeses are in your lasagne?...

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    Mozzarella and a bechamel made with garlic and cheddar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Eat pretty much what you want when you exercise.
    Well Iíll drink to that...





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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...what cheeses are in your lasagne?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Eat pretty much what you want when you exercise. The whole house is eating "Jay". Not for me no onions, no garlic, no oyster sauce. So Wednesday a childhood favorite shrimp in a basket with home made tarter sauce. Last night a big lasagna to munch on for a few nights..
    Are you sure you're an English teacher?

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    ^^ hiking stick


    Cankle, no jogging for me for a few weeks


    What happens when you walk out of restaurants with a 2 foot drop step whilst looking at your phone

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    ...^at least you were walking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^^ hiking stick


    Cankle, no jogging for me for a few weeks


    What happens when you walk out of restaurants with a 2 foot drop step whilst looking at your phone
    Ouch,bet that made you see stars.
    Fooking painful!
    On the plus side your 100kg goal is now a reality
    Mend well soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...^at least you were walking...

    .....while easily distracted.
    Gadgetry.


    Most aren't able to just sit and watch the world without the aid of their fixated obsessions - gadgetry.
    Siwilai.



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    ^ Thanks mate, ton up club here I come

    I heard a sickening cracking sound and went all pale, nearly fainted and had to have cold water poured on my neck again



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ Thanks mate, ton up club here I come

    I heard a sickening cracking sound and went all pale, nearly fainted and had to have cold water poured on my neck again



    A good couple of shots of good local elixir will clear that up.

    Add: couple of fags.

    It's all good.

    Harden the fuck up.


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    I was dancing on it the same night

    Could have had a few sympathy shags I reckon too

    Woke up with a sore hip, a box of red Marlboro with a few missing and the wife calling me to tell me I'd called her at 3am saying someone's nicked the scooter. Then got a flashback of sitting in a taxi thinking I was in Pattaya and not Soi 4 Bangkok 100 meters from the hotel

    I blame that Sober 10 days of October

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    We have those lucky racist Croatian fuckers again,
    Before Away to Spain.


    I'm sure the 4th best team in the World will knock at least 3 or 4 past the Spiks.




    Where's that lad Hal... has he flounced
    http://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/1846...ml#post3835638 (South Beach Diet)

    you bell end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dilli Glass Jaw Glass ankle View Post
    you bell end
    Guilty.

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    Careful not to break yer nose when sneezing.

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