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    Manwiches

    Was gonna revive Koojo's classic old thread, but its been shagged by Photobucket.

    So im startin a fresh with this

    The ham hayward 'n bacon


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    Yum. Double up and I'll be round in 5.

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    Luigi manwiched between me and Dillinger .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    I'll be round in 5.
    Think I'll pass actually. Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Luigi manwiched between me and Dillinger
    Hmm, off to check the urban dictionary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Why do I have a feeling that's an 18 month bump?

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    Sandwiches contain cucumber, have the crusts cut off and are served at about 4 pm, especially if the vicar is coming for tea.

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    Hefty mature cheddar slices, tomatoes sliced thick, good real proper carved ham... several slices.

    Toast the dooorsteps of bread, put all ingredients on bottom slice, piled high, butter is optional, add optional pickle/brown sauce of choice. Lay on top slice of toast then push down hard, squashing your sandwich into a manageable height to fit in your mouth. It stays intact, and you get an intense flavour.

    Brown or granary best.

    Pickled olives, onions, beetroot or gherkins on the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Sandwiches contain cucumber, have the crusts cut off and are served at about 4 pm, especially if the vicar is coming for tea.
    Sandwiches can illustrate some of the bigger differences between Brits and Yanks.

    We go for more like this.


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    You do realise Dill is piss taking I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Why do I have a feeling that's an 18 month bump?

    Baby's well over due then.

    Anyway all that pissy gayboy baguette did was to remind everyone that Luigi works in Subway.

    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    We go for more like this
    Which is why so much of the world now has to be put aside for breeding animals for your mob to process and shit out, causing mass deforestation and putting the whole ecosystem that we need at risk... just for a fucking sandwich.

    MANWICH - a can of sloppy Joes for the really lazy merkin.

    Ingredients

    Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), High Fructose Corn Syrup, Distilled Vinegar, Corn Syrup, Less than 2% of: Salt, Sugar, Dehydrated Onions, Dehydrated Red and Green Bell Peppers, Chile Pepper, Tomato Fiber, Spices, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Dehydrated Garlic, Carob Bean Gum, Natural Flavors.

    Serving suggestion - put in a polyfiller bun and melt soem genuine non dairy all chemical bright yellow AMERICAN Cheese flavOr stuff on it.

    Yum yum... heh kids come inside your malnutrition is ready.

    Last edited by pseudolus; 20-01-2018 at 04:42 PM.
    "It's a small place so don't tell porkies"

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Sandwiches contain cucumber, have the crusts cut off and are served at about 4 pm, especially if the vicar is coming for tea.

    This is an MANwich thread , not a soppybollocks Neveffeminate gayboy poncy crustless cucumber filled quartered cricketers snack thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    MANWICH - a can of sloppy Joes for the really lazy merkin.
    Ya beat me to it...

    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    High Fructose Corn Syrup
    Lovely.

    But now it's available with a full serving of vegetables:


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    I had fond memories of Manwich, so when I ran across a can in villa, I bought one.
    It must have been an early childhood memory, cause it tasted like sugar mixed with a can of shite chili.

    Memory frigged again....

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    Where does one get Walkers crisps in Thailand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    Where does one get Walkers crisps in Thailand?
    Tops has them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    Where does one get Walkers crisps in Thailand?
    They are to be found all over the shop, but typically not in the tourist areas or 7/11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The ham hayward 'n bacon
    How about replacing your square ham slices with something like this?


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    Hmmm...
    Classy.

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    The "master butcher" didn't have any in stock.



    Terms of Reference

    Master Butcher : Dodgy aussie selling various meat found out the back of the vets in Big C's car park to people looking for a bargain.
    In Stock : under the seat of his Honda Wave.

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    Virginia ham on sale at Foodand by Thai/German meats every day. Both fatty and lean.. So nice sliced thin, with a nice slab of cheese on top... Cant believe the photos with processed ham when real ham is available right here at multiple locations.

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    ^^^^...lovely...

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    ^ Yup. I'd shag it.

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    Fancied a bit of a snack, and was inspired by Dilly's fine creation.

    Unfortunately, I too was surrounded by nothing but the cheapest and cruddiest products known to man.



    Farmhouse brushed with olive oil and shoved under the grill for 5 minutes.



    Didn't even have the only edible Lay in the house (the blue sour cream and onion).... Fuxin' 'original'. :/


    And stay away from Betago Ham slices, unless you like your ham to be thick, chewy and possessing the characteristics of a flattened bouncy ball.


    Absolutely horrid in every way that was. Cheers Dill.

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