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    Marmite's Christmas Dinner

    Fok me! I'm stuffed!

    My chums Andy & Rabbit put on a wonderful spread for a few of us today. After fighting with the Chinese-Thai wanker who owns/manages the building for an hour and a half ('cos he wanted to turn the power off for maintenance) the dinner got cooked and everybody had a wonderful time, even if some of the Thai gals wanted to sneak off for somtam.


    Luckily we had some long tables.


    Boys in black and gals in white for some reason.


    Point a camera at a Thai gal and she thinks she's a model.


    Dinner's nearly ready.


    No expenses spared! Check out the Christmas tree!


    Simes thought it was Halloween. Silly twat.


    Who says Christmas is for da kids?



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    Do I know the gal on the right Marmers ol' thing?

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    I don't think you've ever met, Cap.

    Are you gettting excited yet about your impending trip, mate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I don't think you've ever met, Cap.

    Are you gettting excited yet about your impending trip, mate?
    Erm.........sure am matey.

    I didnt ask you if I had ever met her sport. I asked you if I knew her. hehehe. Why are you being coy you sly dog you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Why are you being coy you sly dog you?
    Because I don't shout about some aspects of my private life on a public forum. It keeps things simpler.

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    So those things on the chairs, are they like,erm, Butt plugs or something?

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    They're called Christmas hats, DD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Why are you being coy you sly dog you?
    Because I don't shout about some aspects of my private life on a public forum. It keeps things simpler.
    hehehehe 2+2= I know a secret.

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    That MD is a nice apartment.

    Were the women meant to meant to be in white or was it just by accident? Just curious as one of the women is in black behind your mate with the witches hat on.

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    The women were all asked to dress in white and the guys in black. The woman in the black dress is one of the co-hosts girlfriend. I did ask him why she didn't do as everyone else had, and was told that he liked that dress. A bit off I reckon.

    And yes, Andy's place is quite nice, as is Rabbit's. They are architects, so they designed everything themselves.

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    It's probably a good idea all the guys dressed in black and the gals in white, saves any confusion after a few bevvies, you know what these rugby players are like, all that kissing and cuddling and groping and stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    That MD is a nice apartment.
    I'll echo that - nice gaff.

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    Thanks for sharing those marmite, looks like a right shwanky do, i must say.
    Our Christmas dinner was held in a carport, on the other hand we did manage to find roast parsnip and sprouts this year.

    1 parsnip = 120 baht and worth every satang.

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    I feekin hate parsnips and luckily we didn't have any. We did have sprouts though.

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    Why? Do you like sprouts Marmers?

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    Not especially...

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    Nice pictures but your post lacks some crucial information, especially: What did you have for christmas dinner?

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    A Christmas dinner stupid!!

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    We had French onion soup, followed by a roast turkey dinner (turkey, roast spuds, carrots, sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, stuffing, cranberry jam, mustard (wtf), and apple sauce (wtf again).

    Plum pudding with that white custard stuff for dessert. The chaps did a fine job seeing as there was over 20 of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    A Christmas dinner stupid!!
    Do you think there is only one think you could eat for christmas dinner, you lovely silly thai girl?

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    Potato is the only one thing that I can eat with smile.

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