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    Great Scrambled Eggs breakfast recipe

    I know it's only scrambled eggs, but what Ramsey adds with it, makes this a reat breakfast.


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    Gay..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Heart
    makes this a reat breakfast.
    WTF is a reat breakfast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Heart
    makes this a reat breakfast.
    WTF is a reat breakfast?

    For humans it is all sorts of things ranging from croissant and coffee to "full English" with bacon, beans, sausages, fried bread, black pudding, egg and beans. In your case you can eat bananas, skin and all, and you don't know how lucky you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123
    For humans it is all sorts of things ranging from croissant and coffee to "full English" with bacon, beans, sausages, fried bread, black pudding, egg and beans. In your case you can eat bananas, skin and all, and you don't know how lucky you are.
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    plonker.

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    I just looked up Pedantic Twat in the dictionary and saw this:


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    Yeah, probably was.

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    It's reet.

    Bloody suvverners can't spell owt.

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    ^ owl, fick Norvern monkee!




    That gay southern breakfast looks nice.

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    spelling mistake


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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Gay..
    Most definitely.

    Aside from that, scrambled eggs don't need compromising.
    Just eggs and lotsa butter - simple.


    [Chef Ramsey talks to fast. Midlands wanker.]

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    I prefer mine with cheese, garlic and Tabasco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    I prefer mine with cheese, garlic and Tabasco.
    Pretty much anything is better with cheese, garlic and Tabasco.

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    *images of out eating-out a French Mexican chick coming forth*

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    Chef Ramsay is Scottish and used to pretend to be a professional footballer. Till he fell in love with a spatula and big dollars.

    Reet, i think, is sort of Newcastle-ish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Reet, i think, is sort of Newcastle-ish.
    defo northern monkeyish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Reet, i think, is sort of Newcastle-ish.
    defo northern monkeyish


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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    [Chef Ramsey talks to fast. Midlands wanker.]
    Chef Ramsey my arse. He's a fookin cook and a shifter to boot.

    Midlands wanker my arse. He's a fookin coont and a shifter to boot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Reet, i think, is sort of Newcastle-ish.
    LADY MUCK


    I'm going to sing a song about Lady Muck.
    It wasn't her real name, but it rhymes with 'fuck'.
    I'm going to knack my voice doing this for too long,
    Come on, Fast Fret, let's get on with the song.....
    She was sitting at a table, shouting: 'Waiter! Where's the wine list?'
    (You don't come in McDonalds if you really want to get pissed)
    'Take me for a drink!' She handed me her car keys, ' Get me out of here,
    This place is full of grelbies.'

    You can use her piss for perfume and her pubes for dental floss
    And her shit would make good toothpaste because she's so fucking posh
    Lady Muck

    Drove her out of town, Friday night was pay night,
    She said she was a witch, I turned into a lay-by
    Did a spot of snogging, had a spell of fingering
    Found out her name was Janet by the labels on her lingerie

    She had a fur coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady
    She never swore or farted when she spilt her chips and gravy
    Lady Muck



    The word "reet" isn't used in this particular ballad.

    But good though, innit duck?


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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    [Chef Ramsey talks to fast. Midlands wanker.]
    He was born in Scotland and spent the first 5 years of his life there. And he supports Glasgow Rangers football club. So he's a Scottish wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    [Chef Ramsey talks to fast. Midlands wanker.]
    He was born in Scotland and spent the first 5 years of his life there. And he supports Glasgow Rangers football club. So he's a Scottish wanker.
    You certainly qualify as an expert at identifying wankers. Now,try sending me another red ( with your left hand, please ).

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
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    [Chef Ramsey talks to fast. Midlands wanker.]
    He was born in Scotland and spent the first 5 years of his life there. And he supports Glasgow Rangers football club. So he's a Scottish wanker.
    You certainly qualify as an expert at identifying wankers. Now,try sending me another red ( with your left hand, please ).

    Good 'eavens!
    I know a Welsh wanker called Nigel who made an almost funny post once. I almost greened him on a couple of occasions. I'll red him again soon I'm sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    I know a Welsh wanker called Nigel who made an almost funny post once. I almost greened him on a couple of occasions. I'll red him again soon I'm sure.
    You should not "red" a person simply because you do not agree with his views. I am sure that the man from Frinton will not like you saying things about him.

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    The man from Frinton is not Welsh. But he may have driven his lorry to Wales. You, on the other hand, ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    The man from Frinton is not Welsh. But he may have driven his lorry there. You on the other hand, ...

    How do you know he is not Welsh ? He could be a sleeper. I drove a Euclid truck when I was 17 but never been in a lorry since.

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