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    Vodka Melon



    Cut a hole the size of the bottleneck into the melon. Open a bottle of Vodka and stick it into the hole. Let it rest for two days. Cut and serve.

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    I think it's better to take a bottle of cherries and empty out the liquid and fill it with EVERCLEAR. Let it sit for a week, month or whatever, DAMM that's a shot you cannot take too many of.


    I wish I could get a bottle of Everclear.
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    Get a wheel of Stilton and do the same thing with a bottle of port.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takeovers
    Cut a hole the size of the bottleneck into the melon
    I find the best way to cut the hole is to use the cap - just screw it in

    and put the melon in the fridge before you cut up the party slices

    vodka jellies are great too - substitute half the water for vodka and set in small cups for your jelly shots

    I remember going to a big band camping show ( falls festival ) where they searched everything - ( though my mate was a panel beater so he could hide just about anything ) - but I took a 8 litre box of water , opened it up at the bottom , tookek the bladder out and filled it with vodka and then replaced and reglued - vodka on tap for the weekend and the hilarity of watching someone in the morning who did not know pour themselves a glass of water

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    Wow! awesome ideas here fellas! cheers bros!

    I am gonna get my missus drunkie poo without her even knowing... stealth like ;-)

    She hates drinking... trying to train her though.. slow process...

    Any more drinkie ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post

    drunkie poo
    You are a very strange young lad.

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    Reminds me of being 14 in school and one of us pissed into a syringe and injected it into another's lad's orange.


    He couldn't figure out why we were on the ground laughing as he ate it.

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    Yup, Dave... I like to think of myself as ummm unique...

    ok, ok.. I am weird... I admit it.. ya got me lol

    but weird in a kinda nice way, not psychotic - wanna shag me sister kinda way... if ya know what I mean?

    I can be normal too.. really I can.. not... ;-p

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    ^Weird's ok...it's TD. Lol. (sorry, I just wanted to type lol once to see how it felt.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    I just wanted to type lol once to see how it felt.
    I hope it felt like touching vodka melon barf

    don't do it again

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    ^. It was strange. I felt like giggling and twittering. I think it has worked its way out of my system now. Certainly won't try it again.

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    ^ red sent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator
    I wish I could get a bottle of Everclear.
    Shouldn't pharmacies have very high grade alcohol? Expensive though.

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    That'd be one juicy melon, wouldn't mind a slice.

    Done that vodka jellies thing at a party years ago.

    We couldn't afford the vodka so we used cheap white wine from the box.

    No one noticed and it was a blindingly good party.

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    All goodies, Dave bro!

    No worries mate, I embrace my weirdness hehe... anyway, back on the drink topic... you more experienced guys got any more funky alcoholic recipes?

    Strangest drink I've ever seen was "Rice wine with baby mice".

    Immersed in this traditional Chinese and Korean health tonic are a bunch of little mice (no more than three days old) with closed eyes.

    *Before you ask, no! I've never tried it *puke... I'm weird, but not that bloody weird! lol

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    They make a good bong those melons

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    ^ They make a good butt plug as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    All goodies, Dave bro!

    No worries mate, I embrace my weirdness hehe... anyway, back on the drink topic... you more experienced guys got any more funky alcoholic recipes?

    Strangest drink I've ever seen was "Rice wine with baby mice".

    Immersed in this traditional Chinese and Korean health tonic are a bunch of little mice (no more than three days old) with closed eyes.

    *Before you ask, no! I've never tried it *puke... I'm weird, but not that bloody weird! lol
    Seen it, never tried it. I have tried the one they do with the snake heads, everytime they kill a snake (in the snake restaurant) they put the head in a very large jar of spirit from which the customers may purchase a shot. Some of those heads have been in there a LONG time.
    I've drank the snake blood mixed with the venom and Baijeo (White spirit). Also the Bile ducts mixed with the spirit.

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    Kia Ora, beerlaodrinker!

    Why'd ya have to mention bongs, bro?? haha.. I am hangin' for some green... since I quit 3 months ago... trying to be a good boy (cough, cough)...


    *and why do I keep saying Kia Ora? I'm only 1/32 Maori lol

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    There's some strong Japanese Sake served with a poison fin.

    Watched this last night.

    Worth a watch..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Takeovers
    Cut a hole the size of the bottleneck into the melon. Open a bottle of Vodka and stick it into the hole. Let it rest for two days. Cut and serve
    Shouldn't you put it in the fridge? Or are you gonna nob it before sharing?

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    haha... yeah bro, your party guests will be completely oblivious to your man-juice funky flavor, cream-pie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    I am gonna get my missus drunkie poo without her even knowing... stealth like ;-)
    Caipirinha will do that . It tastes just like sweet lime juice. Two should be enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takeovers View Post
    Brilliant I know just the running group

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    Caipirinha has been my downfall numerous times.

    I love it.

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