Mc99's TuckShop Special

[Necron99]

Realizing that many of my Lao Khao addled regulars are desperately trying to relive a lost youth in the depths of the Orient on a budget the equivalent of a Pint and a handful and bar nuts a day, in a moment of rare sobriety I set my mind to work. What was the first memorable take out snack of my youth?
The thing that I really liked to nosh on for lunch and could smell from approximately 30 meters provided the weird girl in class who always drank her milk to fast didn't wet herself beside me?

Sausage Rolls!


Take some beef and pork mince, add some onion, breadcrumbs, herbs and 2 rashers of bacon.
Run it through the blender till it looks like this.





Roll out the leftover pastry from your last pie.
Lay a thick sausage of your mix and fold the pastry over and paint it with egg yolk.
Gently stretch the other side over to seal.







Into the oven on baking paper. 200 or so for 30 min or so.





Beautiful. Until you find out that the baking paper is more like, just plain paper and they have stuck......fucking thai shit never does what it is supposed to be made to do....



Spend a bit of time picking paper off and cut one open.




Perfect!


Pre Lunch deal two sausage rolls and a shot of LK for 85 baht!
Only at Mc99's!

[barrylad66]

can i have the coordinates please? na gin

[Necron99]

can i have the coordinates please? na gin

Drive 35 minutes east down the highway to Roi Et, past the abandoned farang built mansion, take a left at the toothless granny, continue for about 30 min down the unlit cobra infested track until you can see Mai Arse. We're on the right, the only hut with power, can't miss us.

[barrylad66]

cheers on me way. and no black bits please!

[kingwilly]

Too easy mate. I wonder if a halal version would taste just as good....


joking.

btw, made some pies again for the rugby on Saturday, they were a hit, though slightly burned.

[david44]

Too easy mate. I wonder if a halal version would taste just as good....


joking.

btw, made some pies again for the rugby on Saturday, they were a hit, though slightly burned.

Was that how they came out the other end?

I am stereotype if she wants aroll I have the sausage,you can't roba bakery without breaking Greggs.

[beerlaodrinker]

Moments of sobriariaty are rare and. To be cherishised, ,sex, drugs, and sausage rolls will certainly help in this, do you deliver?

[Necron99]

Moments of sobriariaty are rare and. To be cherishised, ,sex, drugs, and sausage rolls will certainly help in this, do you deliver?

IT"S a Long WAYYyy..
To the Shop, if you wanna sausage rollllll..........

[Topper]

Looks great as usual, Necron!

[Necron99]

Too easy mate. I wonder if a halal version would taste just as good....


joking.

btw, made some pies again for the rugby on Saturday, they were a hit, though slightly burned.

5min too long.
Baking is a very unforgiving task...

[Albert Shagnastier]

[withnallstoke]

Smart idea that willy.

Baking the gravy onto the pie.

[Albert Shagnastier]

[kingwilly]

I'm gonna delete all my pics and flounce if youse all keep being mean to me. At least I put my efforts up there!

And thanks to Necron for the advice and recipes.

[somtamslap]

Mc99s has started selling finger food?

Methinks the bourgeoisie have ousted the peasants. No doubt LK has been replaced with Perrier and Bollinger.

Shame on you.

[kingwilly]

Mc99, does the sausage hold together well enough? Would an egg into the mix help it bind better?

[Headworx]

Tuckshop sausage rolls were the absolute BOMB. Served in a white paper bag with tomatoe sauce running down to your elbow while eating them, simply divine . Don't suppose you know how to make Boston buns or Lamingtons as well for the full Tuckshop effect?.

[Albert Shagnastier]

Would an egg into the mix help it bind better?

By the looks of your offering mate - binding it with gaffer tape might even inhance it

[Necron99]

Mc99, does the sausage hold together well enough? Would an egg into the mix help it bind better?

That lot was actually hamburger mix I made a few months ago and did in fact have an egg.
Adding the 2 fatty bacon rashers and blitzing probably means you dont need one, but it couldn't hurt.

[charleyboy]

Can't green you Necron but, the filling looks scrumptious!

[withnallstoke]

Can't green you Necron but,

Try redding willy first.

[kingwilly]

Can't green you Necron but,

Try redding willy first.

Et tu, Brutus?

[Necron99]

Can't green you Necron but, the filling looks scrumptious!

I don't think anyone can green me.
Rick's memoirs broke the green button.

[kingwilly]

[pseudolus]

Anyone got a good recipe for cheese and potato slice?