Thread: La Cockaroacha in Issan

No greens yet ?

Could I advice mods to wait another 20 seconds before not greening me again ?

Man, it makes you miss Sub Zero where weird stuff were welcome

Betcha even Cyrille felt at home there

Does living in Isaan for a long period of time have this affect .

Ok

This is getting to me

I'm flouncing

Originally Posted by wasabi

affect

Effect/affect, you got it

Get out in time

Just had a chat with my muslim neighbor who admired my catch

He doesn't eat the roaches either

Will this affect my karma ?



He also admires my lawnmowing

Originally Posted by helge

Effect/affect, you got it Get out in time

Originally Posted by helge

frency

Originally Posted by helge

gourmet's

Originally Posted by helge

Could I advice

I fear it's too late for this young one...

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My sexlife in a nutshell

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I fear it's too late for this young one...

BTW I'm drunk. Does it count for some lenienziiies

Art to knot be a paen
To reign and not to rain
Not piss on the party
All RT farty
To yield indeed to deign

Malengsap, mai alloy...I am surprised they don't eat cockroaches...The grasshoppers (tokkatan) are very good...

Thing about cockroaches in Thailand...They are slow-moving, lazy fckers...I kinda like them...Easy to catch...Unlike the other furtive thieves in other countries...

Originally Posted by wasabi

Does living in Isaan for a long period of time have this affect .

...only for those that seem to want to fight it.
Poor souls.

The wife ate em

We don't kiss much anyhow

^They can "vibrate" their antennae...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^They can "vibrate" their antennae...

Wives?

Originally Posted by helge

BTW I'm drunk.

Really ?

would never have noticed.

Many mistake the giant water bug (Lethocerus indicus/Maeng Dtaa) for cockroaches.

Thai people don`t eat cockroaches.

Originally Posted by hooter

once you get a good chomp on it

you are supposed to dig out the meat ( fillet it with your non arsehole cleaning fingernail ) - not eat the whole thing

Originally Posted by baldrick

you are supposed to dig out the meat ( fillet it with your non arsehole cleaning fingernail ) - not eat the whole thing

Is there a video you could share to educate us as to how to do this properly.

^^ whoops.

I have it on great authority balders that you can either:

A) Scoop its guts out with your finger.

or

B) Bait the whole lot.

That night I can vaguely remember elephants on suk, the bug eating experiment and the.......

Sorry I cannot go there.

Seen them on the bug carts lately but they seem rather tame by comparison.

Chilli and ants taste like sawdust.

Crickets taste like WD40.

Little frogs are boney tasteless crap.

Them grub larvae looking things are neither here nor there.

Water bugs ain't for the faint hearted.

Coq au van Jeremy Clarksons pick

Originally Posted by hooter

Originally Posted by pescator

Many mistake the giant water bug (Lethocerus indicus/Maeng Dtaa) for cockroaches.

Thai people don`t eat cockroaches.

I tried eating one of those in a rather pissed up state in a BKK taxi.

Paid the taxi driver his fare and a few hundred for a well needed valet.

What a mess I made.

Twas like eating biro ink, once you get a good chomp on it the thing sort of explodes black gunge into your mouth.

I can still taste it now and this must have been 10 years ago.

I don't like cockroaches either, Ubon was the worst I have ever seen absolutely riddled with them.

Must have been the flying season as the pavements were like runways.

I much prefer ladybirds.

Did somebody say ladyboys?