Thread: Mc99's 5 Napkin, Two Hand Mega Beef Burger!

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Pre-baked buns from Macro!

Seen them and often wondered, are they any good?.

Great looking burger Necron, the egg yolk running down the side and destined for your elbow is what makes it

Originally Posted by malcy

How long do you leave the dough to rise ?

Lightly oil or butter a bowl, put the dough in and cover.
How long depends on many things, but wait until it is double the original size.
For me, that's about two hours.

When you press it down and make it into patties on the baking try, leave it about an hour, it should be puffy but not really risen like the first time.

Aside, next time I will reduce or leave out the sugar, but as I said you need instant yeast to do this, not dry active.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Hearsay, I claim!

Err...heresy?...

Great effort Necron , infact 10 / 10 for all the effort of making your own burger roll.

However I wouldnt eat it if you paid me.

Well I would happily eat the roll alone with salted butter

Originally Posted by Necron99

The 5 Napkin, Two Hand Mega Beef Burger.
Mayo, Lettuce, Onion Relish, Chili Cajun Beef Burger, Tasty Cheese, Runny Egg and Tomato. All on a home made bun!

No bacon? That's, at best, an extremely gay post buggery burger.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Necron99

The 5 Napkin, Two Hand Mega Beef Burger.
Mayo, Lettuce, Onion Relish, Chili Cajun Beef Burger, Tasty Cheese, Runny Egg and Tomato. All on a home made bun!

No bacon? That's, at best, an extremely gay post buggery burger.

Putting bacon on that gut busting bad boy would have been like asking for more ice on the titanic......


Besides, didn't have any.



How was your somtum and pat gapao ngoo?

Originally Posted by Necron99

Putting bacon on that gut busting bad boy would have been like asking for more ice on the titanic......

Every Burger needs bacon!

Fcuk me willy you greedy cnut , no fries I notice !

Looks like a maggot burger, there's even a couple which are trying to get away. And the mushies are raw.

I have to admit that's not mine it's from a website called sad food failz or some such.

Here Dimly Lit Meals For One

Originally Posted by Necron99

3.5 cups of plain flour (makes 4 mega burger rolls)
1 tablespoon of instant yeast
1.25 teaspoons of salt
.25 cup of sugar

Add i beaten egg and 2 tablespoons of melted butter.
Slowly add up to a cup of warm water as you mix.

Did you really use 1 tablespoon of instant yeast? It seems a lot. Did you mean 1 teaspoon?

^ Yes, tablespoon.


^^^ Your have despoiled my fred, bastard.
Maggot burger with cancer..... phht.