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    How to make a quiche.

    Chazzer's cheese and onion quiche...

    Let's take a few ingredients.



    Chop up a couple of onions, some streaky bacon, knob of butter, freshly cracked black pepper and saute in a frying pan until they become translucent.





    300 gm plain flour.
    65 gm butter.
    65 gm lard.
    Half a tsp Himalayan pink salt crystals.

    Sieve flour into large mixing bowl and add butter, lard and Himalayan pink salt crystals.
    Rub with fingers to form bread crumby type consistency.
    Slowly add cold water and mix with a flat knife.





    It should end up looking a bit like this.




    Now place in clingfilm and off into the fridge to rest for 30 minutes.
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    Find a suitable receptacle for your quiche and don't forget to take off the handle!




    Roll out your cooled pastry on a suitable floured work surface.
    Place into receptacle.






    Now, we're going to blind bake this little fooker.
    I used dried peas, you could use nuts and bolts if you like.






    Into the oven (pre-heated to about 200 c) and bake for 10-15 minutes.


    Raddle up half a dozen eggs with milk and a bit of black pepper.
    Grate the cheese. This is Hurdy Gurdy land's finest cheddar!







    Now lets start layering..First the sauteed onions and bacon (I added some dried herbs)




    Then the cheese and tomatoes...





    Finally, the raddled eggs and milk.




    Off into the oven until it looks like this!


    You little fookin' beauty, you...


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    Quality chaz.


    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy
    Half a tsp Himalayan pink salt crystals.
    Pretty sure I've got some lying around here somewhere.

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    Cor Chas its a deal mate yum yum

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    Did you cut the crusts off it?

    Stretchmark Sally I mean......


    Now:
    Crustless sandwiches...
    Himalayan pink salt crystals...
    Suspicious quantities of chardonnay and dried peas just laying about...
    Eats quiche.....


    But bravo gayboy, looks yummy.

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    So Charley I see that you have Trader Joe's Himalayan pink salt (I have some in the cupboard myself). How did you come by those? There are no Trader stores outside of the US.

    Looks tasty but my lady does a much better one..

    Yours is just to big and looks more like a casserole then a quiche..
    Last edited by bsnub; 10-02-2014 at 04:05 PM.

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    Pretty sure Chaz skins his tommies, too.

    The ultimate in homosexualism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub
    How did you come by those?
    An American I know brought me them back from the states.

    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Pretty sure Chaz skins his tommies, too.
    If you knew about the pesticides they use over here, you'd be skinnin' your fookin' gonads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Pretty sure Chaz skins his tommies, too.

    The ultimate in homosexualism.

    Good Lord! You're right! Look, he's cut them all queer like...


    CB, howdya get it out of the pan without breaking it?

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    Can the Himalayan pink salt crystals be substituted for, oh, I dunno, some salt I've got in my kitchen?

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    Koojo, because I like your Avator, you can do what you fookin' want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    CB, howdya get it out of the pan without breaking it?

    The Himalayan crystals will enable it to slide out.
    I thought you were a fookin' cook!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    CB, howdya get it out of the pan without breaking it?

    The Himalayan crystals will enable it to slide out.
    I thought you were a fookin' cook!


    Nah, I steal all my cooking photos from some idiot who has a blog no one ever reads.....

    Now, your gay salt......some research.

    It comes from Pakistan...it's never been anywhere near the Himalayas. I guess the first attempt at marketing PakiRaghead Salt didn't work out..
    The pink color is caused by iron oxide contamination, that's rust.


    So Koojo, just put your ordinary salt in a rusty tin can and you will be sweet!

    Himalayan salt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    I think the green system needs an overhaul.

    I so wanna green this tasty looking dish ,, as I prepare to tuck into my raw cabbage , cold fish remains , rice and water followed by great looking but completely tasteless oranges

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    How to make a quiche.

    Is that a trick question ?


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    I think if he can whip us up a nice strawberry shortcake for desert his mission will be complete.

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    Necron, I think this will answer your question...


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    Mow I am feeling better about the smothered "open face steak" sandwich I am whipping up tomorrow. The ice has been broken. Perhaps I will put up some photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post

    Looks tasty but my lady does a much better one..
    Mythical Manwiches
    Postulatedl Pies
    Now Questionable Quiches


    A Man could starve on that diet.
    Hypothetically...



    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Yours is just to big and looks more like a casserole then a quiche..

    Like your quiches a little on the dainty side huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy View Post
    Necron, I think this will answer your question...



    You broke it didntya?
    Go on, send us a bit. Looks tatsy.

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    It does look good

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    Quiche - otherwise known as queer pie.

    I opened this thread by mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quiche - otherwise known as queer pie.

    I opened this thread by mistake.

    Nothing wrong with being in touch with your feminine side Stoke.
    The bacon makes it a little less gay.

    Come and look at my steak, mushrooms, mash'ngravy later to get some of your manjo back.

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    The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.
    I haven't seen Rent yet and I can't make quiche, so take away my gay card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Quiche - otherwise known as queer pie.
    Says the man with a fookin' trumpet up his arse!

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    Unless you bat for the other team or are French (same thing really) it's an egg flan.

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