Thread: Necron99's Mc'99 Happy Meal

Well, final lab results are in and our newest menu addition is ready to go!

We brought up the ever lovely Bowie from Bangkok Escorts to help out with the launch and fly the flag at our flagship North Eastern store. Slapper appears to be heading off to our state of the art restrooms featuring the very latest in long drop technology. Don't be too long in there Slaps, these bad boys are going to sell like hotcakes!




and without further ado, here it is!

The Aloha Samurai Big Kahuna Fat Bastard Double Whopper Teriyaki Pork Burger with Cheese (tm)!

Meal Deals

Chang Large (149 bahts)
LK Small (127 bahts)
LK Large Free!*






How do we do it?

Take a peak at our behind the scenes food lab wizardry......






*(we'll just clean out your wallet once you've passed out.)



Please note that due to a car load of rd headed thugs arriving at my house last night our popular kiddies Happy Meal has now been renamed the "Are You Fucking Happy Now" meal deal.

This statement made under duress and paid for by Necron99.