Thought I'd have a go at this cooking lark.
First up is L'sausage ala potato mash in baked bean sauce.
...do try to keep up...
Pre-heat the cooker thing to 'hot' so that the little red light is on.
chuck the sausages on and turn them when you're bored. aim for a brown colour.
next up is put the kettle on. don't have a cup of tea you twat it's past 3pm so have a beer. but use the hot water to make the smash. it's just like real potato, except chemically and not very good for you.
Try to get a decent consistency..
..next.. lightly dribble some beans into a bowl and heat in the silver box thing in the corner for a few minutes or until the window is all spashed with juice (ooh er)
best served with a beer and infront of football on the tele.