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    Dildo's Lions Lamb Chops

    Buy your lamb


    Preheat the oven to Rolf Harris levels


    Add some salt, forgetting that it's not pork


    Down some drink, the same colour as Saturdays victors


    Chuck em back in the oven




    Then douse with anythin with English heritage, sit back and thank fuck your Gran never swiped a Mighty White




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    Do you never clean your oven, Dillinger? Lamb looks good though

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    ^ I think that's the remains of the last girlfriend in there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Do you never clean your oven
    I never use it to be honest, the last time it was used was when she was here, last Month. There is a scouring pad in one of those pics, if you look, of which I degreased all the baking tray she left caked in shit behind.

    I'm probably the cleanest most OCD'd guy you will meet in your life NR, check out how much Ajax is left

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    I do have a well starched sock though like most bach... wankers

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    What a mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    check out how much Ajax is left
    That proves nothing. That could have been bought 3 years ago
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    I do have a well starched sock though like most bach... wankers
    Too much info!

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    Looks a bit raw to be honest. But the makings of a good night.

    What currency is that? Seems a bit cheap (Thailand) or expensive (UK, US or Aus).

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    ^MYR
    Multiply by ten for Thai

    Miss Rain, you are the typical woman, only believin the ugly shit

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    Thanks for reminding me what I used to read when I was 16

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    its fukkin class Dave, Im gonna show you how to download shit for free

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    I will follow your instructions to the letter if I ever get some lamb but I can't see what I should do with the dildo ?? Is it for pudding or does it replace the vegetables ?? Advice needed ............. but not urgently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    its fukkin class Dave, Im gonna show you how to download shit for free
    If it floats your boat dil,its not a bit of me as I have aged some what

    I am willing to take advice from a 12 year old or a 70 year old if they know their stuff!,and I want to learn something knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Miss Rain, you are the typical woman, only believin the ugly shit
    Not at all, I was merely being devil's advocate. I actually believe you bought the Ajax last week
    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave
    Thanks for reminding me what I used to read when I was 16
    Bloody hell, Dave! They let you out? Congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Miss Rain, you are the typical woman, only believin the ugly shit
    Not at all, I was merely being devil's advocate. I actually believe you bought the Ajax last week
    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave
    Thanks for reminding me what I used to read when I was 16
    Bloody hell, Dave! They let you out? Congrats!
    Thanks love its nice to be on the loose,but to be fair I was just a political prisoner whos bounty was much lower than some that evade capture

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