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    Will these oysters give me a woody?

    A friend at work told me about an importer in vientiane who brings in oysters from France direct to Vientiane on the 29th of every month.


    Im quite partial to oysters and so is the wife, And ive heard they are a bit of an aphrodisiac so i thought i would give them a go,

    Thats some of them after i shucked them

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
    Will these oysters give me a woody?
    More like the shits.

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    These oysters arrive in Vientiane still live , which is not bad considering its even hard to get decent fresh seafood from Thailand, The only problem i had was the day they arrived we had already made plans to go to issan for the weekend.(Seperate thread for that) , so we sent the wifes aunty by to collect them , i had already left a deposit , so we didnt get thee advantage of eating them fresh that day , Theres no way im eating the buggers raw though so i decided to cook them Kilpatrick style





    The other problem was the oysters cost $2.00 each and you had to order 100 minimum , a mate of the wifes agreed to take 50 of our hands but reneged later on so i ended up with 100 oysters
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    Whats the result BLD ?

    Personally I,d rather swallow a bluey than any of that detritus from the ocean floor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker Will these oysters give me a woody? More like the shits.
    Let me finish the Fockin post,

    After preparing a few oysters i ran out of worcestshire sauce , so decided to improvise with some soy sauce , vinigar garlic and pretty much anything else that was handy



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    Can you be sure they're from France? Thailand also has oyster farms.

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    Sorry Beerloader. Can you put 'finished' when you have?

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    Good idea to cook them. they can be deadly if eaten raw.
    They will give you the horn alright. make sure to give the Missus some, although if she's not up for them, BLD looks to have a well developed drinking wrist

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    I decided to barbecue em on coals so it was the wifes job to fire up the Lao style barbie while i made some nests out of alfoil to stop em falling over and loosing all the juice. Thats the least she could do after me forking out hard earned for some oysters eh





    Preparing the oysters



    I threw in a bit of dijon mustard . i had consumed a few beers by then so was just taking a bit of culinary licence.

    Ah this photobuckets taking its time , bit more shortly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    Can you be sure they're from France? Thailand also has oyster farms.
    No i cant be sure, could of come from anywhere, But the cheese eating surrender monkey who sold them to me is the importer of them amongst other things, Vientianes a small place to be running a business specializing in quality tucker, so he would be shooting himself in the foot if it was discovered his product isnt what he claims it to be









    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    , BLD looks to have a well developed drinking wrist
    From years of practice,
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    Will these oysters give me a woody?

    You can ask but all I got was a Buzz Lightyear.


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    You get a woody over an oyster?

    Fuck me, that's some strange porn you must be into.

    Do you put them in suspenders?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alwarner
    You can ask but all I got was a Buzz Lightyear.
    You forgot to enter the requisite 'I'll get me coat'.

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    ^ You dont wanna be dippin your knob in that, let the oysters run their course

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    My local shop people say that Ya-Dong gives you a woody.

    Well several gallons later and I'm still tugging away on a half-baked boner of an evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by alwarner
    You can ask but all I got was a Buzz Lightyear.
    You forgot to enter the requisite 'I'll get me coat'.
    ha ha.

    It's a top drawer gag and no mistake.

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    Philistines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    ^ You dont wanna be dippin your knob in that
    i didnt

    Heres some more of these bad boys waiting to get barbecued





    Mrs Bld In the Traditional Lao style cooking squat






    Some random fut cnut who likely smelled them cooking and just showed up.






    Conclusion, we ate 25 each and i can honestly say that a woody was not happening, Would of been better of paying 100 baht for a Kamagra Jelly

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    your way has gotta be better than the Clam Barbie i saw on a travel doco on youtube about North Korea ... whole heap of clams laid out on stones in a dip in the ground then half a litre of petrol poured over chuck in a lit match then when the flames die down dig in !

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    I can attest he was still alive several days after eating these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    I decided to barbecue em on coals so it was the wifes job to fire up the Lao style barbie while i made some nests out of alfoil to stop em falling over and loosing all the juice. Thats the least she could do after me forking out hard earned for some oysters eh
    Let me get this straight. You spent 200 (US?) bucks on imported French oysters, and then you barbecued them???????

    Dear god.

    Did you wash them in the sink first to get rid of all that nasty sand and grit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Let me get this straight. You spent 200 (US?) bucks on imported French oysters, and then you barbecued them???????
    Cooking them destroys the boner producing enzymes. Raw or not at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Let me get this straight. You spent 200 (US?) bucks on imported French oysters, and then you barbecued them???????
    Yes



    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Dear god.
    Yes





    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Did you wash them in the sink first to get rid of all that nasty sand and grit?
    Yes








    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert
    Cooking them destroys the boner producing enzymes. Raw or not at all.
    Damn it, now you tell me

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