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    Late night snacks. Bacon and egg sandwich.

    Hi all, tonight I want to bring you a late night snack recipe. Of course there are many late night snacks to choose from but tonight I want to step you through The Cap's Authentic Bacon and Egg Sandwich Pee Set.

    A recipe.

    To begin with you will need the following ingredients.



    Once you have gathered the ingredients together you have to get them ready to cook.

    First off, you will need to trim the bacon as all the white bits will get stuck in your heart and make it hard to live for very long.



    Once you have done this bit then you can move on to the cooking part. Bung the bits of bacon in a grill.



    Let the bacon cook away. You will know when it is ready coz it will look all hot and be hissing.

    Next you will have to get the eggs on the go using a fry pan. It will look something like this with a litte oil heating up.



    Next, simply break the eggs into the saucepan and put the shells in the bin.
    They will look like this if you are on track so far.



    Next you need to have toasted the bread ready to build the snack.



    By now the bacon should be just about sizzling and you can commence building.



    Then add the now cooked eggs and a little tomato sauce along with salt and pepper to your taste.



    You are nearly ready to get stuck in. Carefully place the other peice of toast on top and press the lot down with the palm of your hand.

    If you have followed the instructions correctly you should have a nice sandwich that looks something like this.



    You are now ready to pig out.

    Enjoy folks.

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    This is how your snack should look about half way through.



    Dont worry if the bits of tomato fall out and onto your plate as they are only added to make it a healthy snack and what the fok do you care anyway?

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    I was just thinking to go to bed, but now I'm hungry again.

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    Sorry mate. It was dee lish ush too.

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    :rocketwho

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    captain you are on a level that most cheffs try to emulate but fail misrably i concradulate you

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    Where the photo of when you have finished?

    Captain. Do you do your dishes immediately after finishing or do they sit in the sink until you need more clean dishes?

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    What's your microwave brand?

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    Its a whirlpool - and looks like its the only clean thing in his kitchen!

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    ooooooooooh you.*hands on hips*. Sadly, I have been letting the dishes pile up of late. I have a big wash up to do tonight actually. I think I may do another thread on that.

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    I look forward to it.















    nah seriously - I do

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    I used to do the washing up once.....

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    I did the washing up twice today.

    actully there is something thearaputic about doing the dishes...

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    The bacon was undercooked. And if I didnt have to have a Nobel prize to work the controls I would have quoted the bits about cutting the fat off. The picture was so cute. I'd have left the tomato sauce off as well and had extra dollops of sauce with the chips on the side.

    But agreed hungry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    I did the washing up twice today.

    actully there is something thearaputic about doing the dishes...
    Err, not when you never have to do it there isn't!

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    Well I suppose i dont really have to do them but when i start i get this warm water gushy feeling come over me and i just have to keep going until i have finshed.

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    marmers you have been away to long from this feeling - i suggest you get back to it as soon as possible before it is to late

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    yeah and memock enjoys hand washing nappies aswell

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Well I suppose i dont really have to do them but when i start i get this warm water gushy feeling come over me and i just have to keep going until i have finshed.
    Whatever is Mockers talking about here?

    I know when I get a warm gushy feeling come over me I'm just about to finish!

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    When I get it, I know the squeeze has just, errm, nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    yeah and memock enjoys hand washing nappies aswell
    nah just desposibles (sp?) at the moment while she is shittin 12 times a day but when she gets a bit more regular i might swap over to the real deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    nah just desposibles (sp?) at the moment while she is shittin 12 times a day but when she gets a bit more regular i might swap over to the real deal.
    MeMock, what exactly is wrong with your wife again?

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    onya cap. My wife is fine. well as fine can be after spitting a 9lb 6 oz baby out of...oh it doesnt matter.

    I was talking of my beautiful little girl not my beautiful old girl!

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