Arabic Wiener Sausage

[Gerbil]

What the fuck is this?

I just found a pack of two in my freezer while looking for something to eat.

What's in it?

[DrAndy]

not much pork

[somtamslap]

Goat brains and C4?

[alitongkat]

ceratinly its halal (kosher)... no pork, maybe all beef

[Gerbil]

Funnily enough, now I've scraped the ice off the package it says 80% pork.

(Plus 15% water & 5% seasoning)

Guess I'm just going to have to fry them up....

[alitongkat]

where was it manufactured?

[Gerbil]

where was it manufactured?

Here.

It's one of "Thai-German Meat Co's" fine range of dead animal products.

Having asked the wife, she says they were being sold cheap in Lotus.... Maybe someone fucked up with the naming or the contents? (or maybe they were just taking the piss )

[somtamslap]

We now of course demand pictures and a review of said product...

[EggSandwich]

80% pork is very high so they should be good tucker. Most cheap sausages are about 40% pork and have head meat in (ear, nose and cheek)

[Gerbil]

^^ Oh fuck.

I'm too pissed to be in charge of a camera.

I'll see what I can do. Got to wait for them to defrost though first.

I am going to do the lazy bastard cooking method though, i.e dump them in the deep fat fryer together with a few handfuls of chips.

[Daft Old Cat]

We now of course demand pictures and a review of said product...

Couldn't find anything filthy so not bothering.

[alitongkat]

as the "kitchen of the world" they should try to export them to saudi arabia... for a start...

[Gerbil]

^^^^ Hmmmm... good point. Maybe they deserve better culinary handling than I am planning.

[alitongkat]

though, it could be indeed pure beef and the "thai-german" management just messed with the vocubulary...

[somtamslap]

I am going to do the lazy bastard cooking method though, i.e dump them in the deep fat fryer together with a few handfuls of chips.

That'll do nicely.

I've always wanted to get down and dirty with Arabian tucker. No cutlery required, just dig in with your bare teeth into whatever part of the goat is leaning towards you...

[somtamslap]

"thai-german"

That company is based upper this way, in Muak Lek/Saraburi, less I be mistaken..in which case expect the occasional rat to be woven into the mix

[Gerbil]

into whatever part of the goat is leaning towards you

Are you Welsh?

[Daft Old Cat]

into whatever part of the goat is leaning towards you

Are you Welsh?

I think he might mean, enlightened

[Gerbil]

Right. Another beer while waiting for these to thaw, then the cookery will begin.

[Daft Old Cat]

We need pics Gerbers

[somtamslap]

Are you Welsh?

No, but I holidayed there on occasion in my youth. Invaluable lessons regarding the utilization of livestock were subsequently learnt.

Anyway. Review. Pics. Tits. Snatch. Anything you can throw at us....

[EggSandwich]

^^^ Can't you defrost them in the micro, I haven't got all night to see what these bangers look like!

[Gerbil]

Will do, although they're not particularly interesting.... About 6 inches long and 2 inches in circumference. Sort of British Standard knob dimensions really.

[Daft Old Cat]

^ Speak for your self ducky

[somtamslap]

Sort of British Standard knob dimensions really.

Surely you mean Gambian? If not I shall have to start replying to some of the spam in my inbox...