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    Ultimate Sandwich?

    NOM, NOM, NOM.


    "I got this in the usual "forwarded email" batch that I usually delete, but this one is too good not to share. No idea who thought of this, but here is the ultimate man dinner, as created by an unknown genius!

    I've taken all the text below straight from the email I got, so note that none of this is my own:

    Here is what you're going to need..."

    Jozilicious: Ultimate MAN dinner

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    Prosciutto, Dolmiyati cheese, English white loaf and Branston.

    OK, I've had a few beers, but it's giving me a lot more pleasure than this fucking football match.

    Forgot to add: Grilled (except for the Branston, obviously).
    Last edited by harrybarracuda; 28-06-2012 at 02:34 AM.

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    tuna sweet corn mayo n cucumber n a bagette .
    yes the football has been slow . . better game in the second half plz

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    You should never post a link to "The Ultimate Sandwich"

    1. It's been done a million times before.

    2. It's a sandwich recipe posted by a girl!? (same as last time it was posted)

    3. It's a bollox sandwich. I can do better with my sandwich making arm tied behind my head.

    4. Only post something that you can actually create yourself. Who the fuck want's to press and wait for a sandwich for 4 hours? (like last time)

    The key is to make an awesome sandwich, teach the wife how to replicate the results with no fuck ups and then make it on demand.

    Rebbu, you've gotta long way to go.

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    Back bacon, richmond sausages, egg, mushrooms and HP sauce on a toasted double decker for brekkie

    For Lunch, hot pork, stuffing, and apple sauce on doorsteps

    For Tea, chicken and salad cream on crusty baps

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    Just looked at that link of rebbu's.

    Lush

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    Its a mouthful for sure mate

    I take it your watching the same pantomime as me Harry ,, all fall down

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    made this yesty...

    fresh crusty roll [home made]
    corned beef fresh out of the pot, still warm and juicy
    gobs of butter [not that filthy margerine shit]
    a twist of rock salt, lashing of black pepper
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummy!

    fuck it i,m gonna go make another one

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    Lean, rare Boar's Head brand roast beef, two slices of provolone, a couple of Vlasic bread-n'-butter pickles in 'stacker' form (pre-sliced to fit flat on a sandwich), Bookbinder's spicy mustard, fresh Gold's horseradish, and some freshly ground pepper on top, served on an 'everything' (so named because it has a little of everything- salt, garlic, poppy and sesame seeds, etc) bagel.
    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
    HST

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    Yesterday, I had an oven fresh baguette with handmade Lancashire Cheese, back bacon, butter and home-made sweet pickle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    You should never post a link to "The Ultimate Sandwich"

    1. It's been done a million times before.

    2. It's a sandwich recipe posted by a girl!? (same as last time it was posted)

    3. It's a bollox sandwich. I can do better with my sandwich making arm tied behind my head.

    4. Only post something that you can actually create yourself. Who the fuck want's to press and wait for a sandwich for 4 hours? (like last time)

    The key is to make an awesome sandwich, teach the wife how to replicate the results with no fuck ups and then make it on demand.

    Rebbu, you've gotta long way to go.
    Please forgive me for my blatant girly sandwich.
    Please post a pic of your ultimate manly sandwich so we can assess your maleness.

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    Too many fine contenders to consider really, but a nice Jewish/ American Reuben is hard to beat.

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