The Pattaya Love Story

**dirtydog** · 16-06-2010, 09:03 PM

So above we have a picture of Pattaya Noi and her latest sexual conquest/customer and the 5 to 10 word story.

I met Noi whilst she was working at---

Now continue the story.

**Nawty** · 16-06-2010, 09:07 PM

a full body hair dressing salon

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**the dogcatcher** · 16-06-2010, 09:09 PM

Called asia ape prossy.

**Nawty** · 16-06-2010, 09:15 PM

^thats 4 words you retard

**jandajoy** · 16-06-2010, 09:27 PM

Andrews call center.

**pickel** · 16-06-2010, 11:32 PM

I was chasing my forearm hair fetish at the time....

**the dogcatcher** · 17-06-2010, 05:13 AM

Originally Posted by Nawty

^thats 4 words you retard

No that's 8 words after a bottle of Sang Som.

**Nawty** · 17-06-2010, 08:34 AM

I think you fucked up DD's new game and he is gunna be right angry..

**withnallstoke** · 17-06-2010, 08:40 AM

Noi had only been in Pattaya for a week,

**somtamslap** · 17-06-2010, 08:47 AM

but in all honesty she was born in the toilets opposite the Longhorn Bar..

**Nawty** · 17-06-2010, 08:53 AM

^thats 14 words....crikey....no wonder DD thinks I am the cleverest on here...

**somtamslap** · 17-06-2010, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Nawty

^thats 14 words

Artistic licence...

**withnallstoke** · 17-06-2010, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Artistic licence...

Revoked.

**somtamslap** · 17-06-2010, 09:13 AM

^ That's one word u nincompoop..good lord, let's start again...

Noi could make her snatch speak..

**withnallstoke** · 17-06-2010, 09:16 AM

her shoes squeak and her teets leak...

**somtamslap** · 17-06-2010, 09:20 AM

an old cnut with big dosh did she seek..

**withnallstoke** · 17-06-2010, 09:21 AM

but in Patters, her hopes were bleak.

**somtamslap** · 17-06-2010, 09:22 AM

so she had to make do with a massive leek..

**withnallstoke** · 17-06-2010, 09:24 AM

An oniony vegeatable, that goes off in a week
\

**the dogcatcher** · 17-06-2010, 09:27 AM

but then she met a faranng that was meek.........

**somtamslap** · 17-06-2010, 09:28 AM

Especially when rammed up a vagina instead of a deek..

**the dogcatcher** · 17-06-2010, 09:40 AM

He wore a hat with a peak

**somtamslap** · 17-06-2010, 09:42 AM

He looked dapper, she looked chic..

**taxexile** · 17-06-2010, 09:44 AM

but english she no speak

**the dogcatcher** · 17-06-2010, 09:45 AM

but her snatch it did reek.

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