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    suckjobs unabashedly create kopeks, jarring old-fashioned babushkas' sensitivities

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    Sensitivities, especially nipples, sometimes involve ticklishness. Inflamed vaginas, irritable titties, it’s exceptionally scary

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    Scary Croatians almost ruined Yugoslavia.

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    yugoslavia, under german occupation, supported latvias armed victory in austria.

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    Austria usually seems to revel in alliances

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    Austria uses superb technology. Really, it's awesome.

    *buggeration*

    Alliances left little in Austria's nicer communities except strudel.

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    Strudel, that rather unremarkable dessert, exclaimed Ludwig

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    ludwig undressed gretchen whilst in gothenburg.

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    Gothenburg offers tasty hookers - expensive normally, but usually rather generous

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    Generous English nuns enjoy ripping off unsuspecting seppos.

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    seppos explained pundit, piss over soviets.

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    Soviets on vocational internships
    enjoy Thai slappers

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    slappers loved andrews plump penis expelling rancid sperm.

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    Slappers love a Polish penis, even Romanian schlongs.

    *keep getting pipped at the wire*

    Sperm particle earnings rather meager.

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    Meager earnings allow gents eventual retirement

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    retirement ends time in remunerative employment
    meaning everyone’s now threadbare
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    Threadbare happynz returned early as demimondaines bawled about reduced employment.

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    employment means poor lads, only youngsters, must earn. Not thieve.

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    Thieve ? Have I ever veiled embarrassment ?

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    embarrassment, my big appendage rising rigid at sophisticated soiree. My effete nephew’s traumatised

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    Traumatised refugees are unsurprisingly mobilising and their intentions seem entirely desperate.

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    desperate erica sucked petes erect rod and tasted enchilada.

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    enchilada nibbling chubster hispanic in Lima activated Donald’s autocue

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    Autocue, until ten October, cannot use English.

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    english nurse gave larry (in sickbed) handjob.



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