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Madwomen are downing wine outside Melbourne's English nightclubs.

nightclubs in general hope that customers love unusually buxom scrubbers

Scrubbers Clubbers Rubbers Usual Blubber Bitches Exit Really Sober

Sober or blattered, everyone's rooting.

Rooting one obnoxious teen is not good.

good or obnoxious : decadent

Decadent envious Chinese are deceiving every natural Thai!

Thai help Australian idiots.

idiots deify Islam’s odious teachings. Simpletons.

simpletons in mukdahan proposed legalising every tart on nanas sidewalks.

Sidewalks, if designed expertly, will always look knife-edge smooth.

Smooth Muthafuker Outted Oscar The Homo

Homo owns many Oldsmobiles.

Oldsmobiles look dated, sleek models obviously become Ian's lift especially Suzuki's

Suzukis undercoat zinc undecarriages, kinetically improving Studebakers.

Suzuki’s ugly zits upset Keiko’s intimate sensitivities

Studebaker? They're ugly! Don't even believe any Korean expert restorers.

restorers expertly seal tinny old rustbuckets... even Renaults, salvaged

Salvaged automobiles like Vauxhalls are garbage. Everybody's disposing.

disposing in sulphurous pits obviously severely increases noxious gaseousness.

Gaseousness Alarmed Alice Essentially Outgoing Ultimately Silent Noxious Evacuate Stunned Stephen

stephen tickled evelyns protruding heaving engorged nipples.

Nipples in preadolescent platypuses look extremely small.

small minges attracted little lionel.

Lionel insisted on nine extra legs.