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Speechless!! Patricias easily excited clitoris has lured Erics seven-inch schlong.

schlong created havoc lengthwise, often nudging gallbladder

Gallbladder and left lung became larger as dangerous disease eradicated resistance.

ensues normally somewhat under eleven seconds

Seconds excited Colin, ogling Natalies dripping snatch.

Snatch? Nice! Another thought comes hither.

Hither, indeed thither, Hillary enraged Republicans.

Republicans expel party ullulator before launching investagative case about Nebraska senator.

Senator evidently needs a tot of rum.

Rum uninhibits matelots

matelots arrive tipsy, ensuring lots of "tankard sensationalism"

Sensationalism, explained norman, satisfies a totally irrational obsessive need, and leaves intelligent scholars mystified.

Mystified, Yvonne sat tentatively investigating frenzied insects eating daisies.

"Daisies are inedible", said Irishman eating sausages.

Sausages are usually savoury and give everybody satisfaction.

Satisfaction allowed Teresa increasingly squirty f*cks after coming twice in orgiastic nightgames.

Nightgames include getting high, then getting almighty munchies. Eat sushi!

sushi utilizes seafood. Have indigestion !

indigestion, normally drinking induced,
gives expats serious tummy irritations, one notices

Notices on trees is circumstantial enraging secretariats

Secretariats executed croatian real-estate experts, then arrested rumanian industrialists and their suppliers.

Suppliers underestimated puff price, lamentably intoxicating
endless rural stoners

Stoners trying opiates normally experience real sleepiness.