Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Text every xylophonist tomorrow.

Tomorrow or Monday our rotis run out. Woe!

Woe of Englishmen

Englishmen never get love. It's sad. However, many enjoy newspapers.

Newspapers encourage wicked scandals, paparazzis and posers enjoy reciprocal sleaziness.

sleaziness leaves even ascerbic zealots incurably naturist ......even so-called saints

Saints are incredibly nice types, supposedly

Supposedly, ursulas protruding pudenda opened slowly exciting daves lengthy yardage.

Yardage? Asked Rita, disbelievingly. A gargantuan excalibur.

Excalibur, Xiaomi Corporation's attempt, looks interesting, but unusually retro.

Retro etruscan teapots remain obscure.

Obscure brain seizure consigned unto remission electroencephalographically

Electroencephalographically linked electrical cables tethered other electrical nodes, charging electrical pots, halving annual loads. "Lush", opined German runner after practising homosexuality in communal arse licking location. Yuck.

Yuck! Uncooked chicken kills.

Kills internet? Lengthy live stream

Stream trickling rather endlessly asuming maschalephidrosis

Maschalephidrosis after shagging Chinese honeys always leaves each pit hydrated. Incidentally, doggers rarely overtly sweat in Swindon.

Swindon woman in negligee doing oral necrophilia.

necrophilia: enjoying corpses rather on purpose! Hwoar! I like it alot

Alot left out though.

Though hairy, olgas unusual genitalia horrified.

Horrified Oliver ran racingly in field, ending disastrously.

Disastrously inserting some adverb seemed troubling. Replace, or use something less yclept.

Yclept Christ, lepers evangelised, paupers toiled.



Somethings going wrong here.

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

necrophilia: enjoying corpses rather on purpose! Hwoar! I like it alot

Alot is not a word.

Ycept = by the name of. Less by the name of? Really?

Toiled outside in London's eternal dreariness.