Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Mancunian, a northern cnut, useless, not in anyway necessary

^ uh I think it’s scarpers! but that was a brilliant take down anyhow perhaps we should keep it?!

It ends in a "y", but whatever

^Good point, I'll go with scarpers.

Scarpers, chased, and recaptured. Prisoner's escape route secured.

Secured entrapment, Court unreservedly repeals erroneous Dancer

Dancer arabesques naked: choreography embarrassingly risque.

Risque indeed sometimes quite unsettlingly exploitative

Exploitative Xitli purveyors let others in Toluca address the indigenous vivisection emporiums.

exploitative x-rated pornography (lesbian oral intercourse) tempts american teens into violent endgames.

Emporiums, markets passing off rubbish invariably underwhelming most shoppers

Shoppers haggle over pricey penile enhancement reduction sale.

Sale arrived late. Elbowing !

Elbowing large broads out won't impress native Geordies.

Geordies, even old reprobate demented idiots, enjoy snooker.

Geordies English, Often Real Difficulty Interpreting Everyday Speech

bugger...

snooker

reds everywhere!!! damned socialists.

socialists, otherwise called idiots and liberals, insist
state thievery succeeds

Succeeds Upsetting Comely Catherine, Eric Excitedly Dribbled Sputum.

Sputum (phlegm): uvula tickling, unctious mucous.

mucous usually comes out uncles' snouts.

snouts noticed olfactory unguents then sneezed.

Sneezed!, Norman Expelled Eggy Zooglea, Eugine Ducked.

Ducked under Carla's knife. Expect death...

Death, Everyone Answers To Him