Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Entices nervous teenagers into committing egregious stunts.

Stunts that unrestrained ninjas try. Shocking

Shocking hilda, old colins knob (including nutsack), gruesome!

Gruesome remains unearthed early Sunday, on my estate.

Estate seems to attract the early-birds.

early-birds are reluctantly leaving yarmouth, - because in ramsgate degenerates snore.

Snore? Nope, only raspy exhales.

Exhales! X-ray highlights anomaly, launching earthbound spaceship!

^ said in a HG Wells style over a crackling wireless

Spaceship puttered around Centauri's eastern sectors. Hope it's permitted.

permitted eventually, rachels masturbation institute taught teenagers erotic depravities.

Depravities, each platoon reaching around vigorously in the ironic erotic shower

shower hopping Omani wankers ejaculated righteous-semen

(get your mouths round that boys!)

Righteous-semen in good hands through extraordinarily outrageous upwards stroking satisfied every missionary evangelising natives.

Natives anal training includes Vietnamese elephant stretching

Stretching teerak’s rectum ended terribly. Caking husband in noxious gush.

^ Jesus Lost that’s maybe too close to some truths here!

Gush, unfortunately squeezed hemorrhoid

Hemorrhoid ended my official road racing hobby. Obviously, it's depressing.

depressing election politics recycling
endless senseless shite impresses necrotic Generals

Generals enjoy notorious election rigging and lifting sanctions.

Sanctions, a national cut that international organisations never suffer

^ apologies that’s abit shit fellas, I hearby award myself F- and strike it from the record, I’ll let the Pros here have a crack at it

^ Not at all. It beats some disconnected offerings hands down.

Suffer unusual feelings following eating ricotta.

(I know there was a "felatio" in there somewhere that Tax would have found.)

Ricotta in calzones or toasted tigella, amigo?

^ I will still shortly sink ten pints in a darkened room and think about what I’ve done