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    "Y" again...

    Slowly, lovingly, old women licked yucca.

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    Yucca undercooked can cause Anaplasmosis.

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    anaplasmosis normally affects peoples labia and scrotums meaning old sexpots increasingly suffer.

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    suffer unusually, fucking freakout; eventually resolving

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    resolving emerging states' outstanding loans value is not geopolitical

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    Geopolitical Environment Obliges Politicians Offer Little Incentives, To Include Concessions Around Loofahs

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    Loofahs or oysters for after hours snack?

    Buap pad kai...a fave.

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    Snack, not attack. Capisce, Killer?

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    Killer is lovingly licking Edward's rectum.

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    Rectum expels crap, then usually methane.

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    Methane, ethane, tetrahane, hexane, and nonane emmited.

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    Emmited mostly methane in the English dunnies.

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    Dunnies, Unsanitary Nasal Napalm, Inhospitable Excreta Stench...

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    Stench that Englishmen now call home.

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    Home Office, mostly excrement

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    "Excrement?" Xian Chinese remarked, "Excrement mainly exists near toilets."

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    toilets offering internally liberating enemas tease stools

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    Stools that offend olfactory-like sense.

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    Sense everyone needs some eggnog.

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    eggnog gives gillian nausea, often gaseous.



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    Gaseous argon seems effective over unremitting sinusitis.

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    Gaseous odours sent Edgar outside until seven.

    *bugger*

    Sinusitis is now unleashed so I think I'll sneeze.

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    sneeze nearly exploded enormous zoo elephants

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    Elephants love eating plants. Has anyone never thought so?

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    So, Obvious...

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