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  1. #15426
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    Gaseous arses seemingly emit odours, usually sulphurous.

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    Sulphurous underwear, leaking poo, has urine reeking odour. Unusual stench!

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    stench turns every nose, creating hiccoughing

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    Hiccoughing is commonly considered outrageous. Unless giving head, it's not good.

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    good oranges obviate dyspepsia

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    "Dyspepsia?"
    "Yes sir "
    "Perhaps eat pepto-bismol?"
    "Shan't. I'm allergic"

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    Fkuk, you're good. I was pondering it for a while.

    Allergic? Let Lisa explain reactions gotten in coitus.

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    Coitus often involves tying up, seemingly.

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    Seemingly elephants eat men in Nigeria gaining large yolks.

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    Yolks often leave kedgeree spoiled

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    Spoiled prostitutes often invite Lulu's ex downtown.

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    downtown, on wednesday nights, tired old winos nap.

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    Nap atop pedestal.

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    Pedestal ejects dollar each second. Talk about luck!

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    Luck undoes crappy knowledge.

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    Knowledge now openly wields leverage, essentially dictatorial governance, evidently.

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    Evidently, Victoria is defiantly entering nymphomaniahood to lick yours!

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    Yours obviously until returned secured.

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    Secured enough Cialis? Unfortunately Rays erection died.

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    Died in Egyptian desert?

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    Desert eagles search eagerly roaming toads.

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    Toads offended at descriptor "shithole"

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    Shithole, hey? Is Trump happy or left embarrassed?

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    Embarrassed men bare arses rarely, revealing anatomically socially scarred endless derriere

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    Derriere exposed, rachel readily inserted erics rampant erection.

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