Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Specimen penis examined curiously in Margory's elderly nursinghome.

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(^ Don't like the "poetic licence" of "nursinghome"?....I'l take it back if it's not OK. In NZ and Australia we call retirement homes or aged care facilities "nursing homes")

nursinghome urinals really stink. incidentally, norwegian geriatric homes often make eggnogs.

Eggnogs give gas. Nursinghome's older geriatrics swoon.

swoon willingly, only onto non-geriatrics

Non-geriatrics offer non-geriatrics goods expecting reciprocity. it's a trap! Return immediately. Call security.

Security experts can usually rectify identity theft. Yippee!

yippee! imeldas pulsating pussy easily engorges.

"Engorges nothing gigantic, OK?" Read Georgina's eccentric sign.

Sign indicates gonorrhoea, Neverna.

Neverna evinces virtual egomania, revealing nonsensical attitudes

Attitudes tend to invite temptresses under duvets, encouraging sex.

Sex excited Xaviera.

Xaviera advanced very intimidatingly, evoking Roger's arousal.

Arousal reawakened olgas unusually scatalogical anal longings.

Longings of nuptial glee involving nuzzling gonads sexually.

Sexually examining Xaviera's uterine area left Larry yelping.

Yelping ectstatically larry probed imeldas naked gash.

Gash attracted suave husbands.

Sucking uncles cock, katie ingested neisseria gonorrhoeae

Gonorrhoeae? Oh no! Oliver ravished Rachel, humped Olive exquisitely and escaped.

Escaped, scarpered, caught a plane, evaded deputies.

deputies (essentially pederasts, unemployable types) increasingly endanger sailors