Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

danglies arguably never grow longer if earnestly scrubbed

Scrubbed crusty raspberries under balls, bellowed elderly Dave.

Dave also venerates ejaculations.

Ejaculations, jism, aka cum, usually leaves a trail if one nervously shoots.

shoots heroin or other toxic substances

Substances used by stupid teens and nincompoops cause endless suffering.

suffering under fat farangs ejaculating routinely in nude girls

girls in red leggings squirted.

Squirted quietly upwards into Raymond's taught exposed derrière.

derrière? Err really? Rather irritating. English rightfully expected

^ Expected xenophobic post. Encourage consulting top English dictionary.

Dictionary in Croatian truly is ordinary. Now, all read Yugoslavian.

Yugoslavian undergraduates get offered simple living arrangements, variously included among neighbourhoods.

Neighbourhoods either ignore ghastly horrible buildings or utterly refuse housing of old, dull septuagenarians.

Septuagenarians employ part time underemployed and generally employable new assistants requiring income and new shoes.

shoes have overly expensive shine

Shine headlights in nighttime excursions.

Excursions Xerxes cited, using relatively standard Indonesian orally nuanced sounds

Sounds of ululating native dancers synchronize.

synchronize, yet never cause harmonious relations; only ninnies igniting zoological effluxions

Effluxions flowing freely leading unfeeling xenophobes into obstreperous new struggles.

struggles teasingly removing undergarments, gaping gash leaves eric speechless.

Speechless parrots emit entertaining cackles, hiccoughs, laughter, ending somberly silent.

Silent indeed. Leonard Emerson never talks!

Talks about leaving kills socialists