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    Shunned hussies ultimately need nadgers, even dildos.

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    dildos inserted lovingly dont offend samantha.

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    Samantha admired monarch's amazing new tatoo? Hearsay, apparently.

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    Apparently Peter Piper ate raw earthworms, ending nearly terminally limp yesterday

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    Yesterday evening's Songkran titillations ended rather drunkenly after yard-of-ale.

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    Yard-of-ale, a right drowning of foaming ale lunged entirely!

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    Entirely down to said ale, she learnt a whole lot of new moves later that evening

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    Evening vocal entertainment never includes noisy gargling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai Dhupp View Post
    Entirely down to said ale, she learnt a whole lot of new moves later that evening
    ^ Which is an acronym of ..... ?

    edtsaslawlonmlts?


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    Tell the troll, ......

    Next effort, continue with ,....Gargling.

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    Gargling after rimming grotesque ladies nauseating growler

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    Growler reminds of what lurks ever ready.

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    "Ready Eddy" always drinks yoghurt.

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    Yoghurt on geraldines hairy underbelly repulsed teresa.

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    Teresa escaping rape, eventually sought asylum.

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    asylum(seeking) yesterday left ugly mutterings

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    Mutterings uttered through teeth earn responding insults not gratefully savoured.

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    savoured aromatic vaginal orifice; unshaven, resplendent, exciting, delightful!

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    Delightful entertaining ladies imbibing gleefully have tremendously faultless uninhibited lasciviousness.

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    Lasciviousness around Soi Cowboy inspired visitors including older Ulstermen seeking nookie, even sardine sandwiches.


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    sandwiches are normally devoured when impulsive children experience sausages.

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    Sausages are usually savoury and greatly enjoyed suppertimes.

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    suppertimes usually provide pepperoni escalopes. rarely though, turbot in marmalade eventually surprises.

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    Surprises ultimately rebound providing recipients involved send each spinning.

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    Spinning pirouettes in nice negligee is never gauche.

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