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Never eat vegan eclairs, revolting!

Revolting European vacationers often loot Thailand's indigenous northern gymnasts.

Gymnasts yearly meeting normally at some trendy sanctuary.

Sanctuary attracts nervous Canadians. They're usually assuaging rattled youths.

youths or under-age teens hate seriousness

Seriousness eventually rears its old ugly self neatly extinguishing everybody's sidesplitting snorting.

Snorting narcotics on rusty toilets in nasty gymnasiums.

gymnasiums yellow mats never appeared sanitary in upper middle school

school cooked happily old otter livers.

Livers in vinegar ensures Russian's salivate.

salivate arousal lets impressive vaginas accept terrifying erections

Erections rarely enter cunts that inhibit orgasmically natural secretions.

secretions effectively create responsive erotic tremblings in orgasmically normal nymphomaniacs

Nymphomaniacs yearly meet, picnics, hampers, oranges, mangoes and nice Irish apples cored seasonally.

Seasonally engendered, anal sex often necessitates a long leap year.

Year ending and retiring...

Retiring early, taking irresistible rest in natural Gondwanaland

Gondwanaland occurred naturally, developing when ancient Neolithic areas lifted, attracting nasty dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs, it's not obviously seen, are unearthed 'round Suphanburi.

Suphanburi urban people have announced new bylaws urging raunchy intercourse.

intercourse normally tepid, ethel remembers complaining of unbearable rectal sores eventually.

Eventually visiting England needlessly tired undercover Americans like Loretta Young.

Loretta Young

Young owned underwear needing grope

Grope, rub, or pet everyone.

Everyone virtually enters realm, you only need entanglement